Hey, little man! You want some of this?
How 'bout you, big boy?
You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY.
Oh, yeah? How nasty?
As nasty as you want to be, papi.
Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your ****in' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and ****in' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to ****in' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.
[brief silence]
Oh, that's it, honey! I quit! This job just passed the point of no return!
