Billy [After Irving defecates on the restaurant wall]
EW, GRANDPA, YOU SHARTED !
Played by Jackson Nicoll 
Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (2013) · 33 quotes
Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (2013) · 33 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (2013): in 12 of its 33 quotes
Most scenes with: Irving Zisman (6)
Thanks for the crime!
More lines from Billy
3 quotes Billy Billy Grandpa, I'm ****in' wasted.
Billy [To a random man on the street]
You're my dad. High five, Dad!
Scenes with Billy
8 scenes Billy What's your stripper's stage name?
Adult bookstore clerk
Do I look like a stripper?
Billy I'll just call you Cinnamon.
Billy [To the grocery store employee]
Sometimes he shits himself.
Billy [At the law office]
You know what I wanna be when I grow up?
Lady
What?
Billy A fisherman. I want to go fishing everyday 'till I'm rich so I can move right next to the jailhouse so I can be close to my mommy. She got arrested for drugs again, so she has to go back.
Lady
I'm sorry to hear that. [Gives Billy an awkward look]
Billy [While pushing his drunken grandpa in a shopping cart down the street]
You shouldn't drink so much.
Pipe down! [Moans] Oh, God...
Billy [Keeps pushing the cart]
Do you have any idea how heavy you are?
Billy Yeah...
How long did you go out with her?
Billy A day.
Billy [About his grandma]
She passed away.
Woman
[Gently]
Oh dear, that's very sad.
Well, it's not so sad. She was kind of a bitch, but yeah.
Woman
[Gasps]
Jeez. My goodness!
Well, gotta call a spade a spade.
Billy Did you just toot, grandpa?
That was a church house creeper.
Billy Wanna see how red I can get my face?
Billy Watch your mouth.
Oh sorry. That was redder than a ape's tuchus.