Intolerable Cruelty quotes

33 total quotes

Bonnie Donaly
Donovan Donaly
Gus Petch
Herb Myerson

Marylin Rexroth
Miles Massey
The Baron
Wrigley

View Quote Rex: My wife has me between a rock and a hard place.
Miles Massey: That's her job. You should respect that.

View Quote Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham.

View Quote I'm going to talk to you about the law. We serve the law. We honor the law. And sometimes, we obey the law. But this is not one of those times.

View Quote I've invested five good years in my marriage to Rex and I've nailed his ass fair and square. Now I'm going to have it stuffed, mounted, and have my lady friends come over and throw darts at it.

View Quote Who needs a home when you've got a colostomy bag?

View Quote You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you come see Gus Petch.

View Quote [repeated line] I'm gonna nail your ass!

View Quote Sorry. I'm not omniscient.

View Quote [Wheezy Joe has just accidentally shot himself] Told him it was no go...

View Quote Rex, sit!

View Quote Has any one got some bones?

View Quote Why kill the only woman you've ever loved when shes the richer party.

View Quote Explain this away, darling!

View Quote [last lines]
Gus Petch: We gonna make you laugh, we gonna make you cry, but most of all, we gonna
[with audience]
Gus Petch: nail your ass!
Audience: [chanting] Nail your ass! Nail your ass! Nail your ass!

View Quote Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as the silly man!