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Who's the driver? Dad. Who's the navigator? Me. Have I ever got us lost before?
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Why can't I come too? It's my car.
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Why is every bookstore we go to a thousand years old?
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Yes, I do. And I also know what they say about talking to strangers.
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You are as sour as goat's urine!
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You are not my god!
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You barbaric piece of pulp fiction!
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You can stay with us. [beat] It was mom's idea.
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You don't know what I can do...and neither do I.
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You remember my calling card. (mimicking slashes) One, two, three!
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[About Dustfinger] I'm practically his father!
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[About Fenoglio] But he's mean!
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[About Meggie] She so reminds me of her mother. And not just when she opens her mouth, if she ever does.
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[About the Shadow] You are going to love him. And by 'love' I mean 'cower in terror' from.
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[To Capricorn] You're just how I wrote you. A cowardly thug.