Aren't you going to introduce us?
Lao Che This is Willie Scott. This is Indiana Jones, famous archaeologist.
Well, I always thought archaeologists were always funny little men searching for their mommies.
Mummies.
Played by Roy Chiao 
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) · 66 quotes
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) · 66 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984): in 3 of its 66 quotes
Most scenes with: Indiana Jones (3), Willie Scott (3)
Scenes with Lao Che
3 scenes Lao Che [Obi Wan Nightclub. Lao Che and his sons are sitting at the opposite end of a table from Indy, who has taken Willie hostage with a large fork. Lao Che offers some gold and silver coins to Indy on the table's turnstile, who rejects them.]
The diamond, Lao. The deal was for the diamond.
[Lao Che spins over a large diamond and a martini.] [tales the diamond out and stares at it in glee]
Oh, Lao...! [yelps as Indy jabs her with the fork, making her drop the diamond into his hand.]
Indy
To your very good health. [attempts to take a drink from the martini, Willie elbows him]
Lao, he put a hole-- he put two holes in my dress from Paris!
Lao [Angrily]
Sit down! [Willie obeys] Now... you bring me Nurhaci.
Indy
My pleasure. [beckons to his assistant, disguised as a waiter]
Who on earth is this "Nurhaci"?
Indy
Here he is.
Lao Che Inside are the remains of Nurhaci - first Emperor of Manchu Dynasty!
Welcome home, old boy.
Lao Che [Indy sips his martini. Lao Che and his sons laugh diabolically.]
And now, you give me the diamond.
[tugging at his collar as though in discomfort]
Are you trying to develop a sense of humor, or am I going deaf?
Lao Che Antidote.
Indy
[Suddenly tense]
To what?
Lao The poison you just drank, Dr. Jones! [continues to laugh]
Webber
Ah, Dr. Jones. I'm Earl Webber. I spoke with your assistant and managed to secure three seats, but there might be a slight inconvenience as you will be riding on a cargo full of live poultry.
Is he kidding?!
Earl
Madam, it's the best I could do on such short notice! [recognizes Willie] Heavens, aren't you Willie Scott, the famous American female vocalist?
[Willie, Short Round, and Indy board airplane] [shakes hands with Webber]
I owe you a gin. [laughs as he spots Lao Che arrive too late to stop him] Nice try, Lao Che!
Lao Che [Indiana slams plane door which says "LAO CHE AIR FREIGHT"]
Goodbye, Dr. Jones. [he and his lackey laugh malevolently]
