Frito Pendejo quotes
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I like money.
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Go Away, 'batin'!
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I like sex.
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There's a shuttle down in the Costco. It'll drop us right by the time machine.
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[walking through Costco] Yeah, I know this place pretty good. I went to law school here.
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If I had some money and a room at the White House, I'd be like, "It's mine, all night!"