A character in Ice Age (2002)

Frank quotes from Ice Age (2002)

9th most-quoted character in Ice Age (2002): in 6 of its 92 quotes

A line from Frank

Go ahead. Dig in.

More lines from Frank

4 quotes
Frank

Uh-huh. We’ll just take our furry piñata and go if you don’t mind.

Scenes with Frank

1 scene
[Morning arrives, Manny wakes up and feels for Roshan in his trunk, only to discover that Roshan is gone. He stomps over to the sleeping Diego, who wakes up.]

Where's the baby?

You lost it?!

[look at each other and noticed Sid is not there]

SID!!!

Rachel
[The scene cuts to Sid with Roshan in a jacuzzi-like mud hot spring, using the baby as a 'chick magnet' to attract two female sloths, Jennifer and Rachel]

Oh, he's lovely. Positively adorable!

Jennifer
[baby-talking to Roshan]

Hello, Pumpkin. Hello, little bunny baby.

Rachel
[to Sid]

Where did you find it?

Sid

Ah, poor kid was all alone in the wild. Sabers were cornering him, so I just snatched it!

Rachel

Oh, so brave of you!

Sid

Yeah, well... He needed me... [wistfully], and I wished I had one of my own, too...

Jennifer
[excited]

REALLY?! [she calms herself down] I'm... I'm attracted that quality in a male.

Sid
[unaware that Roshan is sinking into the mud hot spring]

Who wouldn't be?

Rachel
[gushing]

You caring for a baby...

Sid
[notices that Roshan is gone and pulls the muddy baby up]

Yeah, well... You know... [Roshan playfully throws mud on Sid's face; they both laugh; he grabs something to wipe the mud off his face] Cute kid, huh? So, as I was saying, ladies... uh... [wipes on his face, which is Manny's trunk; he realizes and gasps] Oh, hey! Hey... Manny!

[taking Roshan away]

What's the matter with you?

Sid

Excuse me, ladies. You just keep marinating and I’ll be right back. Sexy?

Jennifer

He’s not much to look at, but it’s so hard to find a family guy.

Rachel

Tell me about it. All the sensitive ones get eaten.

Sid
[walks over to Manny and stops him]

No, no, no. Manny, please, I’m begging you. I need him!

Why, a good-looking guy like you?

Sid

No, you say that but, you don’t mean it.

No, seriously, look at you. Aw, those ladies they don’t stand a chance.

Sid

You have a very cruel sense of humor.

Don’t let me cramp your style.

Sid

Oh, thanks, Manny, you’re my pal. You are my best.

Without Pinky.

Sid

Manny, Manny, I need him! Fine. [humming] So, ladies, where are we?

Frank

Carl?

Carl

Easy, Frank!

[Carl and Frank growl and Sid screams]

Pretty tail walk by; suddenly he moves like a cheetah. And that tiger... Yeah, Mr Greater Tracker. Can’t even find a sloth. What am I? The wet nurse. What are you looking at, bone bag? Look at you. You’re gonna grow into a great predator. Huh? I don’t think so. What have you got? You got a little patch of fur. No fangs, no claws. You’re folds of skin wrapped in mush. What’s so threatening about you? Hey, does this look like a petting zoo, huh? Okay, all right, wise guy. You can earn a time-out. Oh, you think that's funny. How about this? You’ll be a little snack for the owls. You’re a brave little squirt; I’ll give you that.

Sid
[runs and finds Diego]

Oh, Thank goodness. Thank goodness. [pretending that Diego eating him] OH, NO! A TIGER! HELP! HELP!

Where's the baby?

Sid
[whispers]

Oh, he's fine. Manny has him. Just put me in your mouth. Hurry up. [still pretending Diego eating him] AAAAAOOOOOHHHH! HE GOT ME! Oh, help…

Get away from me.

Carl

Went this way? Over here.

Frank
[Sid kicks Diego and he snarls at him, then Carl and Frank stop running, the Sid going to play dead]

No, Carl. The tiger beat us up to him!

Carl

Wait a minute. [sniffs Sid, trying to see if he really was dead. He backed away a few inches, irritated by the sloth’s smell. Diego looked at him, as if he was trying to claim Sid as his own kill. Seeing that he and Frank were too late, Carl turned around] He’s dead all right.

Frank

Oh, carnivores have all the fun.

Sid

Gosh, I hate breaking their hearts like that. But you know how it is. All right, thanks. You can put me down now. Manny! Manny!

Guys, I thought we were in a hurry. Oh, and Diego, spit that out. You don't know where it's been. [Diego spits Sid out]

Sid

Boy. For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me.

I don't eat junk food.

Sid

Thought you were gonna... I thought you were gonna... Were you?

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