A character in Ice Age (2002)

Oscar quotes from Ice Age (2002)

Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Ice Age (2002): in 8 of its 92 quotes
Most scenes with: Diego (3), Soto (3), Zeke (3)

A line from Oscar

Can we trust you with that, Diego?

More lines from Oscar

3 quotes
Oscar

Frustrated, Diego? Tracking down helpless infants too difficult to you? [Diego: What are you two doing here?] Soto's getting tired of waiting.

Oscar
[Diego: Hello, ladies.]

Hey, look who decided to show up.

Oscar
[Diego: Well, I have a message for Soto. Tell him I'm bringing the baby. And tell him, I'm bringing a mammoth.] [Zeke: A mammoth?]

Mammoths never travel alone.

Scenes with Oscar

4 scenes
Rachel

Oh, he's lovely. Positively adorable!

Jennifer

Hello, Pumpkin. Hello, little bunny baby.

Oscar

Can We Trust You With That, Diego?

I Can't Wait To Get My Claws In That Mammoth!

No one touches the mammoth until I get that baby!

Lenny

Hey, knock it off, I'm starving!

Freaky Mammal #1

Why not call it the Big Chill or the Nippy era? I'm just saying, how do we know it's an Ice Age?

Freaky Mammal #2

Because of all the ice!

Papa Start

No buts. You can play extinction later.

Start Child

OK. Come on, guys.

There's Diego. Fall back! [Following the order, the sabers followed Soto towards Diego. Upon reaching him, the pack stopped] Where's the baby?

I lost it over the falls.

[Clearly in angered]

YOU LOST IT?! [before the sabers could continue discussing what happened, some spears landed near them. They looked and saw the humans chasing after them with their weapons. The sabers fled while Soto expressed his frustration] I want that baby Diego!

I'll get it!

You'd better, unless you want to serve yourself as a replacement. We'll go up to Half Peak. Meet us there. It had better be alive.

Oscar

Can we trust you with that, Diego?

Let's go!

Sid
[Later that night, under the starry the sky, Sid wandered off to find food for himself.]

Now to find a meal befitting a conquering hero. [Sid let go of the branch but hit the ground; he got up] What ho? A foe? Come on, come on. You want a piece of me? [Sid uses karate sounds and hits the tree but finds an acorn] Spoils worthy of such a noble- [Sid was about to eat it, but as the acorn was about to land, something came flying into Sid and grabbed the acorn. It was Scrat. After a brief struggle, Scrat took the acorn out of Sid’s mouth and started scurrying away, but not before shaking his fist at Sid for nearly taking away his booty]

Bedtime, squirt. [tuck Roshan in his trunk and settled himself in as he did, he looked at Diego, who was asleep, and then he noticed Sid returning] Oh, the triumphant return.

Sid

Huh? Oh, that. [laugh nervously] I'm so full. How about a good night kiss for your big buddy Sid…

Shh! He's asleep.

Sid

I was talking to you. [Manny gives a disgusted look at Sid as he prepares to dust off the rock to sleep] Fine, I'll tuck myself in. [reclines on the rock; making moans and groans of relaxation] [yawning] All right... Good Night... [He flops on the rock, then turns over...] [as he's turning over and over] Oooh... ah. [Manny becomes slightly irritated as he watches Sid quirk around on the rock] [groaning] Errr-um... Ahhhhh... [Scene shows Sid lying on the rock on his back and his head lolling off the rock] [talking in his sleep] Nah! [snaps his fingers] Nah! Nah! [shuffles his body counter-clockwise towards the rock's front, making fizzing noises with his teeth and tongue] [flops on his side] Argh... [suddenly jerks his arm and head up and down] [loudly] Hur-agh! Ahh...

[shouts angrily; startling Sid]

WILL YOU STOP IT?!

Sid
[sheepishly]

All right, All right, jeez... I was just trying to relax.

[He finds a comfortable spot on the rock and begins to suck his thumb]

Oie.
[Everyone started sleeping to pass the night. As for Manfred, he looked at Diego one last time and slowly closed his eyes, ready for the night. But with everyone dozing, Diego quietly opened his eyes. With the moonlight in his eyes, he quietly approached Manfred. He looked at the mammoth and then at Sid. Both were asleep. He smirked, proud to have fooled them into accepting him into the group before turning to Roshan. Lifting his paw, he attempted to take Roshan out of Manfred’s trunk, but a noise stopped him from doing so. To his relief, it was only Sid snoring. Diego extended his paw again, but this time, Manfred moved his trunk, holding Roshan tighter. Frustrated, Diego looked at Manfred before hearing a noise up on a nearby hill. He quietly approached the hill and saw a dead bush rustling. Crouching down, he leapt into the air and tackled his watcher. But as he prepared to attack, he saw that it was only Zeke]

What the...?

Go ahead. Slice me. It'll be the last thing you ever do.

I'm working here, you waste of fur.

Oscar

Frustrated Diego? Tracking down helpless infants too difficult for you?

[Gets off Zeke]

What are you two doing here?

Oscar

Soto's getting tired of waiting.

Yeah, yeah. He said, "Come back with the baby, OR DON'T COME BACK AT ALL!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Well, I have a message for Soto. Tell him I'm bringing the baby. And tell him, I'm bringing a mammoth.

[Grins in widely]

A "mammoth"?

Oscar

Mammoths never travel alone.

[Shows Manny and Sid sleeping]

Well, this one does, and I'm leading him to Half Peak.

Mmm... Look at all that meat. [jumps to attack] LET'S GET 'EM!

[stops Zeke]

Not yet! We'll need the whole pack to bring this mammoth down; get everyone ready. Now!
[The two sabers headed out, leaving Diego to return to his sleeping spot and start dozing off]

Sid
[licks and cleans Roshan up]

All right, let's get you all cleaned up. I mean, what's your daddy gonna say when we go back smudgy and stinky like this? Okay. Let me just clean that up. That looks good. A little bit here.

You clean up, nice little fella.

Sid

I think he started to look like me. Hey, Diego, what do you say?

[pauses]

Maybe we shouldn't do this.

Sid

Why not?

Because if we save him, he'll grow up to be a hunter, and who do you think he'll hunt?

Sid

Maybe because we save him, he won't hunt us. [Roshan poke in Sid's nose] Ow! My nose!

Yeah, maybe he'll grow fur and a long skinny neck and call you mama!

[concerned about the saber's behavior]

What's your problem?

Nothing. Let's go. I'm freezing my tail off.

[Oscar watches Diego, Manny, and Sid walk. Diego stops walking and then looks up at Soto and Tigers. He looks down]

Hey, Diego, you've frozen back there?

[pauses, this follows the Manny and Sid]

Get down!

Sid

Huh?

What?

Shh! Get down and follow me.

Sid

Hey, hey, what's going on?

At the bottom of Half Peak, there's an ambush waiting for you.

Sid

What?

What do you mean ambush? [beat] You set us up.

It was my job! I was suppose to get the baby, but then...

YOU BROUGHT US HOME FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!

Sid

That's it. You're out of the herd!

I'm sorry.

[pushes the saber against the wall with his tusk]

No, you're not. Not yet.

Listen, I can help you.

Stay close, Sid. We can fight our way out.

You can't; the pack's too strong. You have to trust me.

TRUST YOU?!?! WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD WE TRUST YOU?!?!

Because I'm your only chance. [Manny, Sid, and Roshan look at Diego in doubtingly. The scene changes to the sabers are still waiting for Diego to arrive when he appears] Hello, ladies.

Oscar

Hey look who decided to show up.
Soto Diego, I was beginning to worry about you.
Diego No need to worry. In about two minutes, you'll be satisfying your taste for revenge.

Very nice.

[spotting Sid]

I see the sloth! And he's got the baby!

Don't give away your positions until you see the mammoth. He's the one we have to surprise.

You wanna maul something, don't you, Zeke?

[whining anxiously; last words before his defeat]

I wanna maul!

Then what are you waiting for?

[The tigers chase him]

NO, I SAID WAIT FOR THE MAMMOTH!

Sid
[Diego nods with a shrug. Soto growls and follows them. Sid skis the snow; Soto looks at the blanket of a snowman] [to Soto, Zeke, Oscar and Lenny]

Sorry, fellas, it got a little frostbite! [leaves]

GRRRR! GET HIM!

[Sid runs away laughing and the tigers run after him but suddenly confronted by Manny]

Surprise! [throws the log at tigers]

Okay. Follow me. We'll pick up Sid and get outta here while we can.

Come on, Diego. Let's bring this mammoth down.

Sid
[finds Roshan in the tree]

There he is. [Roshan plays "Where's the Baby?"] That's right. Where’s the baby! [sees Zeke creeping up to them] Oh! [as Zeke jumps, Sid grabs Roshan while screaming. But Zeke is now stuck in the tree. Sid smirked with an idea and jumped on Zeke three times] Survival of the fittest! I don't think so. Yeah! [Roshan gives Sid high-five]

[The tigers move closer to Manny, but Diego steps in to face the tigers]

What are you doing?!

Leave the mammoth alone.

[last words before his death]

Fine, I'll take you down first.
[Soto and Diego began to fight violently until Diego was knocked down. Soto was about to charge at Manny, but Diego sacrificed himself by leaping in front of Manny, causing Soto to claw at Diego, who lay on the snow. Then Sid and Roshan came back to see the fight. Roshan cried out in horror at the wounded Diego, which made Soto see them. Sid covered Roshan's mouth as Soto was about to get the baby. But Manny intervened by knocking Soto with his tusks, causing Soto to hit against the wall, and the giant icicles above fell onto Soto, impaling him off-screen. Manny glared at Lenny and Oscar with a threatening growl, causing the tigers to run away in terror]

Sid
[excited]

We did it!

[Manny, Sid, and Roshan approach Diego]

We were some team, huh?

"Were"? Come on, we're still a team.

I'm sorry I set you up.

Sid

Ah, you know me; I'm too lazy to hold a runt. [puts Roshan down next to Diego]

[Roshan cries worryingly]

Hey, knock it off, squirt. You gotta be strong. You have to take care of Manny and Sid. Especially Sid.

Sid

Come on, you can lick this. You're a tiger! Look, I'll carry you. Come on, what do you say? Come on, Diego, come on. Tell him he's gonna be okay, Manny.

Listen, you have to leave me here. If those humans get through the Glaciers Pass, you'll never catch them.

You didn't have to do that.

That's what you do in a herd.

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