I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK IT OFF!
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2 scenesOh, he's lovely. Positively adorable!
Hello, Pumpkin. Hello, little bunny baby.
Can We Trust You With That, Diego?
I Can't Wait To Get My Claws In That Mammoth!
No one touches the mammoth until I get that baby!
Hey, knock it off, I'm starving!
Why not call it the Big Chill or the Nippy era? I'm just saying, how do we know it's an Ice Age?
Because of all the ice!
No buts. You can play extinction later.
OK. Come on, guys.
Whoa. Look, look. Tigers. Eesh! [Roshan whimpers] No, it's OK, it's OK. Look, the tigers are just playing tag with the antelope. With their teeth.
Come on, Sid, let's play tag. You're it.
Sure. OK, OK, OK, where are the sloths? You never see any sloths. Have you ever noticed? Oh! Look, Manny, a mammoth.
Ooh, somebody pinch me.
Hey, hey, this fat one looks just like you. Aw, he’s got a family… oh, and he’s happy. Look, he's playing with his kid. See Manny? That's your problem. That's what mammoths are supposed to do.
Sid...
Find a she-moth, have little baby mammoths...
Sid!
W-What?
Shut up.
But... Oh.
[As Manfred stared at the drawings, the still images began to move in his mind, coming alive. He remembered playing happily in a lush meadow with his wife and his child, romping in the sunshine until a horde of humans ran out of the woods, waving their spears fiercely. Manfred faced off against the hunters, trying to hold them back with his imposing tusks. Behind him, his family ran to find shelter. Then Manfred heard a deep, terrified scream. He wheeled around and saw that his mate and child were trapped against a rock wall by humans aiming spears at them. Before Manfred could move, another group of humans dropped heavy rocks from atop the rock wall. Bellowing in anguish, Manfred saw his family being crushed by the rocks. His cries shook the landscape, echoing all around. Back in the cavern, the mammoth shook his head, clearing the devastating memory from his mind. He breathed heavily, trying to regain control of his runaway emotions. Sid and Diego stared at Manfred with worried eyes. Then they turned back to the painting, clearing their throats uncomfortably. Manfred kept staring at the cave drawings. He gazed at the sketch of the father mammoth cradling his young child in his trunk. Slowly, Manfred raised his own trunk toward the illustration. Before he could reach it, Roshan’s tiny hand touched the drawing gently. He was standing on his feet, propped up against the cave wall. Surprised, Manfred pulled back his trunk. He blinked at the little human boy. Roshan stroked the picture of the baby mammoth with his fingers, glancing back at the mammoth as though he was connecting the two in his mind. Then Roshan stumbled toward Manfred. Manfred caught the baby with his trunk. He slowly lifted Roshan off the ground. He curled his trunk, hugging Roshan close, nuzzling his cheek against the baby’s head. Sid sniffled, wiping a glob of snot from his nose with his paw onto Diego. Manfred swooped Roshan onto his back and walked out of the cave without a word. Sid followed. Diego took one last look at the painting of the mammoth family and let out a sad sigh, then sauntered out of the cave after the others]
[Deep in the glacial valley, Runar led his hunters across a snowy plain. Their wolves pulled on their leashes, sniffing the ground like hunting dogs. The humans stopped beside a set of footprints to examine them, but then they shook their heads sadly. They weren’t tiger tracks. The wolves sniffed around, digging their noses in the snow, but they seemed confused. Runar tightened his grip on one wolf’s leash—he had to admit that the wolves had lost the scent. One of the hunters came over and took the leash from Runar’s grip. With a deep sigh, the chief looked down at his son’s broken necklace in his hand. He shook his head, giving up hope. He had to lead his people through Glacier Pass to their settlement on the other side before the snow made that trip impossible. With a heavy heart, Runar followed his hunters back toward the rest of the tribe]
Well, would you look at that. The tiger actually did it. There's Half Peak, next stop, Glacier Pass. How could I ever have doubted you?
Did you hear that, little fella? You are almost home. [stops and noticed his feet] My feet are sweating.
Do we need a news flash every time your body does something?
He's doing it for attention; just ignore him.
Seriously. My feet are really hot. Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Shh.
I'm sure it was just thunder. From underground?
RUN!!!!!!! [The tries to runs away]
I WOULD IF YOU'RE MOVING?!
Wish granted. [kicks Sid in his rear, sending him flying in the air, slides and bumps into a bark wall]
COME ON, MOVE FASTER!!!!!!!
Have you noticed the river of lava?! [jumps and Diego tries to jump but can't make it across, causing Manny to realize that he can't make it and gives Roshan to Sid] Hold Pinky!!! [pushes Diego and Sid to safety, but the ledge beneath him gives way and falls off]
MANNY!! [then Manny is launched by a geyser back onto the higher ground] Manny! Manny, Manny, Manny! You okay?! Come on, come on, say something. Anything!
You're standing on my trunk.
What? What? I can't hear you.
You're standing on my trunk.
Why did you do that? You could've died trying to save me.
That's what you do in a herd; you look out for each other.
I don't know about you guys, but we're the weirdest herd I've have ever seen.
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! I can't wait to get my claws in that mammoth!
NO ONE TOUCHES THE MAMMOTH UNTIL I GET THAT BABY! [Pauses out; walks off, making Zeke quiet for a bit]
First, I'm gonna slice its hindquarters in sections; I'll put the white meat in one pile and the dark meat in another.
Hey, Knock It Off, I'm Starving!
Next the shoulders. Occasionally tough, but extremely juicy.
I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK IT OFF!!!!
Save Your Energy! Mammoths don't go down easy. There's only one way to do it. First, you have to force it into a corner. Cut off its retreat, and when you three have it trapped, I'll go for the Throat.
[Lenny gulps by the throats. Soto, Zeke, and Oscar smile evilly]
