Most scenes together: Eddie & Crash (12), Manny & Buck (11), Manny & Ellie (11)
Hello? No... No I can't talk right now... Yeah, no, I'm trying to recover a dead sloth. [sticks his knife in a tree and gives the "1 minute please" finger] No, they're following ME! I know, they think I'M crazy! [looks at Diego and Manny] O-Okay... We're going into the Chasm of Death, I'm going to loose you. [quietly] Yeah, I love you, too. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye! [throws the rock aside] Okay, follow me!
Do you think the beast would find Sid?
Or more importantly, us?
Rudy? Are you joking? He's relentless! He knows all! Sees all! Eats all! So that's a "yes". [Crash points to a scary face] Hey! Get off my lawn! Go on, shoo! [the face, which is really a giant butterfly, flies away] I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar. You know, before he came out.
So, how did they come up with Chasm of Death?
We tried "Big Smelly Crack". But, uh, that just made everybody giggle.
Well, then that is one angry fossil, Sid!
Come on, inside, inside.
Sid! Give them to her! She's their mother!
How do I know she's their mother?!
What do you want, a birth certificate?! SHE'S A DINOSAUR!
Well, I put the blood, sweat and tears to raise them!
For a day! Give them back, you lunatic!
Look, these are my kids! You've have to go through me to get them! [Momma T-Rex carries them away]
Sid!
Sid!
HELP!
Gazelle RUN!
Don’t you have anything better to do? WHOA! [He narrowly avoids being stomped on by Momma T-Rex. He watches as the dino stomps off carrying Sid in her mouth]
Help!
Sid?
Guys don't talk to guys about guy problems. They just... punch each other on the shoulder.
That's stupid!
To a girl! To a guy that's, like, 6 months of therapy!
Nobody... move... a muscle!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Shh, No, No, No, don’t cry. [Momma T-Rex turn to see Sid] [singing] We are poor little lambs. We lost that way. Bah, bah, BAAAH!
Incoming!
It’s Sid.
That's her tail.
It's a girl!
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"They'll never survive! It's dangerous by day!"
"But it's even worse at night!"
"Plus, their guide is a lunatic!"
What?!
"You mean Buck? Oh, he's wacko!"
I am not!
"Totally bonkers!"
"And his feet smell!"
Shut up!
"You shut up!"
Oh, you little-- (he begins to wrestle with the foot puppet)
He's strangling his own foot. Shouldn't we get moving? (Buck and the foot puppet stop wrestling)
"What? And give Rudy a midnight snack? Not likely."
The skull's right. Take a load off, mammals. We'll camp here. Now who's hungry?
"I am."
You don't need the calories!
Whoo! My paws are burnin', baby. They are burnin'! I gotta tiptoe! Tippytoe, tippytoe, tip--
Excuse me, Twinkletoes? Giving birth here!
Sorry. You okay?
Am I okay? Do you know anything about childbirth?
No, not really, but Manny's coming. [hopefully...]
I can't take it anymore!
Me? You should hear you! [they both start laughing] All right, all right. And a 1, and a 2!
♪ Christmas, Christmas time is here. ♪
It's not poison. Huh? [laughs, Crash and Eddie laugh as well]
That is so disturbing!
Stop laughing! All of you!
"What's rule #1?" [They all laugh while Buck scowls at them]
They're just laughing. What's so bad about that?
They died laughing! [he points to a bunch of skeletons on the ground below with jaws agape; Ellie gasps]
Stop laughing!
You know what's funny, though? We're trying to save Sid, and now we're all gonna die! [they all laugh hysterically]
And I don't even like Sid!
Who does?! He's an idiot! [they laugh some more]
Thanks for getting me into this mess. It's the most fun I've had in years!
Thank you for deserting the herd! THAT WAS TOTALLY SUPER! [pause; they all laugh yet again until a thud is heard] [reaches up and tickles Buck with his trunk] Cootchie-cootchie-coo!
Stop that! [gasps] Don't you see?! [in squeaky voice] We're all gonna die! [everyone laughs, including Buck]
That's all right. Sometimes, I wet your bed!
Uh... I'm not sure how much of that you could hear.
Oh, I heard all of it.
Right. Yeah.
Well, uh, better get moving. [Buck laughs hysterically in the Chasm of Death]
Hasta la vista, birdie!
Pop goes the weasel!
Well...he's dead. Welcome to my world. Now, go home. Off you pop.
