The Hurt Locker 2008 quotes

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Most scenes together: SFC William James & SGT J.T. Sanborn (4)

The Hurt Locker quotes

Camp Liberty gate sentry
[after catching James coming back into the camp after having snuck out]

What were you doing out there?

Visiting a whorehouse.

Camp Liberty gate sentry

Okay. If I let you back in, will you tell me where it is exactly?

COL Reed

You the guy in the flaming car, Sergeant James?

Afternoon, sir. Uh, yes, sir.

COL Reed

Well, that's just hot shit. You're a wild man, you know that?

Uh, yes, sir.

COL Reed

He's a wild man. You know that? I want to shake your hand.

Thank you, sir.

COL Reed

Yeah. How many bombs have you disarmed?

Uh, I'm not quite sure.

COL Reed

Sergeant?

Yes, sir.

COL Reed

I asked you a question.

Eight hundred seventy-three, sir.

COL Reed

Eight hundred! And seventy-three. Eight hundred! And seventy-three. That's just hot shit. Eight hundred and seventy-three.

Counting today, sir, yes.

COL Reed

That's gotta be a record. What's the best way to... go about disarming one of these things?

The way you don't die, sir.

COL Reed

That's a good one. That's spoken like a wild man. That's good.

Contractor Team Leader

We have a flat tire. Can you help us?

Sure, yeah. Do you have spares?

Contractor Team Leader

We have spares, but we've used up our wrench.

How do you use up a wrench?

Contractor Team Leader

Well, uh, see the guy over there, with the red thing on his head? Well he threw it at someone.

I can't get it in.

SGT Matt Thompson

What do you mean you can't get it in? Pretend it's your dick.

How about I pretend it's your dick?

SGT Matt Thompson

Well in that case you'll never get it in.

I'm not ready to die, James.

Well, you're not going to die out here, bro.

Another two inches? Shrapnel zings by; slices my throat. I'll bleed out like a pig in the sand; nobody'll give a shit. I mean my parents? They'll care, but they don't count, man. Who else? I don't even have a son.

Well, you're gonna have plenty of time for that, amigo.

No, man. I'm done. I want a son. I want a little boy, Will. I mean, how do you do it, you know? Take the risk?

I don't know. I guess I don't think about it.

But you realize every time you suit up, every time we go out, it's life or death. You roll the dice, and you deal with it. You recognize that don't you?

Yeah... Yeah, I do. But I don't know why. [sighs] I don't know, J.T. You know why I'm that way?

No, I don't.

SPC Owen Eldridge

Aren't you glad the Army has all these tanks parked here? Just in case the Russians come and we have to have a big tank battle?

I'd rather be on the side with the tanks, just in case, than not have them.

SPC Owen Eldridge

Yeah, but they don't do anything. I mean, anyone comes alongside a Humvee, we're dead. Anybody even looks at you funny, we're dead. Pretty much the bottom line is, if you're in Iraq, you're dead. How's a **** tank supposed to stop that?

Would you shut the **** up, Owen?

SPC Owen Eldridge

Sorry. Just trying to scare the new guy.

[to his son]

You love playing with that. You love playing with all your stuffed animals. You love your Mommy, your Daddy. You love your pajamas. You love everything, don't ya? Yea. But you know what, buddy? As you get older, some of the things you love might not seem so special anymore. Like your Jack-in-a-Box. Maybe you'll realize it's just a piece of tin and a stuffed animal. And then you forget the few things you really love. And by the time you get to my age, maybe it's only one or two things. With me, I think it's one.