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Contractor Team Leader: We have a flat tire. Can you help us?
SFC William James: Sure, yeah. Do you have spares?
Contractor Team Leader: We have spares, but we've used up our wrench.
SFC William James: How do you use up a wrench?
Contractor Team Leader: Well, uh, see the guy over there, with the red thing on his head? Well he threw it at someone.


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