A scene from The Hudsucker Proxy 1994
Amy Archer

[Amy finds Norville out on the balcony with an ice pack on his eye]

Norville? What happened?

Norville Barnes

Oh. Nothing, really, just the more timid investors are no longer running for cover.

Amy Archer

Let me look.

Norville Barnes

Sid found me the icepack.

Amy Archer

Let me hold it, or you'll have a real shiner.

Norville Barnes

Thanks. People seem to be pretty hot over this imbecile story.

Norville Barnes

Oh, it isn't your fault, Amy. You're the one person who's been standing by me through all this.

Amy Archer

Norville, there's something I have to tell you. You see, I'm not really a secretary.

Norville Barnes

I know that, Amy.

Amy Archer

You do!?

Norville Barnes

I understand that you're not very skilled yet in the secretarial arts. I'm not that skilled as president. Oh sure, I put up a big front not that everyone's buying it.

Amy Archer

I believe in you, Norville. At least I believe in your intentions --

Norville Barnes

Oh, I don't blame them, really. I guess I have sort of made a mess of things. These folks have to protect their investment. Most of them are very nice people --

Amy Archer

Listen, Norville, you can't trust people here like you did in Muncie. Certain people are --

Norville Barnes

Did you ever go to the top of old man Larson's feed tower and look out over the town?

Amy Archer

What?

Norville Barnes

You know, on Farm Route 17.

Amy Archer

Oh yes! In Muncie!

Norville Barnes

No, in Vidalia. Farm Route 17?

Amy Archer

Uh, yes. 17! Yes, I... well...

Norville Barnes

The boys from varsity use to take their girlfriends up there to hold hands, except... I never made varsity.

Amy Archer

There's a place I go now, the cutest little place near my apartment in Greenwich Village. It's called Ann's 440; it's a beatnik bar.

Norville Barnes

A beatnik bar!

Amy Archer

Yes!

Norville Barnes

You don't say.

Amy Archer

You can get carrot juice or Italian coffee! And the people there are... well, none of them quite fit in. You'd love it. Why don't you come there with me. They're having a marathon poetry reading on New Year's Eve. I go every year.

Norville Barnes

Every year?

Amy Archer

Well, this year... if it's good, I plan to make it a tradition. [laughs and changes subjects] My it certainly is beautiful. The people look like ants.

Norville Barnes

Well, the Hindus say, and the beatniks also, that in the next life some of us will come back as ants. Some will be butterflies. Others will be elephants or creatures of the sea.

Amy Archer

What a beautiful thought.

Norville Barnes

Say, what do you think you were in your previous life, Amy?

Amy Archer

Oh, I don't know. Maybe I was just a fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys.

Norville Barnes

Oh no, Amy, pardon me for saying so but I find that very farfetched.

Amy Archer

Norville, there really is something I have to tell you --

Norville Barnes

That kind of person would come back as a wildebeest, or a warthog. No, I think it more likely that you were a gazelle, with long, graceful legs, gamboling through the underbrush. Perhaps we met once, a chance encounter in a forest glade. I must have been an antelope or an ibex. What times we must have had. Foraging together for sustenance, picking the grubs and burrs from one another's coats. Or perhaps we simply touched our horns briefly and went our separate ways.

Amy Archer

I wish it were that simple, Norville. I wish I was still a gazelle, and you were an antelope or an ibex.

Norville Barnes

Well, can I at least call you deer? [laughs] Seriously, Amy, the whole thing is what your beatnik friends call a kar-mah –

Amy Archer

Karma.

Norville Barnes

The great circle of life.

Amy Archer

Yeah, yeah. I think I've heard of that. What goes around comes around.

Norville Barnes

That's it. A great wheel that gives us each what we deserve... Golly, tomorrow's my big presentation to the board. I've gotta show Sidney and the guys that I deserve all their confidence!

Amy Archer

[sadly]

Oh...

Norville Barnes

Kiss me once, Amy! Kiss me once for luck!

Amy Archer

Sure, Norville.
[Amy gives him a peck. They look at each other and then embraces and kiss again passionately]

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