Say what do you do when the envelopes too big for the slot?

Well, if you fold 'em, they fire ya. I usally throw 'em out.

Just got hired today.

Terrific.

You know, entry level.

Tell me about it.

But I've got big ideas.

I'm sure you do.

For instance, take a look at this sweet baby.

[Shows a drawn circle on a piece of paper]

I developed it myself. Yessirie, this is my big ticket upstairs. You know, for kids.

Terrific.

So, it sees how I won't be working in the mailroom long.

No, I don't guess you will be.

How long you been here?

Forty-eight years. Next year they move me up to parcels... if I'm lucky.