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View Quote I have no license.  I am not Jack.
View Quote I just can't resist your intense animal magnetism.
View Quote I never heard of a duck that couldn't swim.
View Quote I no longer need human food.
View Quote I'm a dead duck.
View Quote If God intended us to fly, he wouldn't have taken away our wings.
View Quote It's closing time!
View Quote It's not nice to fool with a Dark Overlord!
View Quote Listen, if you got blasted millions of miles through space, ended up on another planet, and were given an I.Q. test by a janitor, you'd be a little pissed off, too!
View Quote Little Pond Hopper.
View Quote No one laughs at a master of quack-fu!
View Quote Prepare to eat beak.
View Quote She took my eggs.
View Quote Smog Inspection.
View Quote That's it, no more Mr. Nice Duck.  Hey, let the female creature go!  Every duck has his limit, and you, s****, have pushed me over the line.