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I'm a dead duck.
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That's it, no more Mr. Nice Duck. Hey, let the female creature go! Every duck has his limit, and you, s****, have pushed me over the line.
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No one laughs at a master of quack-fu!
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Cleve-Land? Uh huh. That's a perfect weird name for this planet.
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Hey. If I had some place to go, I certainly wouldn't be in Cleve-Land.
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[seeing some hairless apes] They look hungry. Get 'em a banana.
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Listen, if you got blasted millions of miles through space, ended up on another planet, and were given an I.Q. test by a janitor, you'd be a little pissed off, too!
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I can't sit here on my tail feathers feeling sorry for myself.
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That's right: space rabies! One bite, and it's agonising death in five seconds!
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"Hit my planet"? How about "hit my living room"?! Talk about invasion of privacy!
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I've had enough! I wanna see my lawyer! [Lieutenant Welker chuckles] I've got rights, you know! I'm suing!
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[guards are searching Howard] On my planet, we never say die; we say—not my shorts! You perverts!
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Desperate ducks commit desperate acts!
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You're ruffling my feathers! Put me down, you big, hairless ape.
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Great Duck in Heaven, is this the end of Howard?
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It's not nice to fool with a Dark Overlord!
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This line is a play on the Chiffon margarine advertising slogans, "It's not nice to fool Mother Nature."[1]
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If God intended us to fly, he wouldn't have taken away our wings.
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Prepare to eat beak.
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Good bye, Duckworld.