"Hit my planet"? How about "hit my living room"?! Talk about invasion of privacy!
Howard
8 quotes
Beverly
Lea Thompson · 5 quotes
Phil Blumburtt
Tim Robbins · 4 quotes
Dark Overlord
3 quotes
Howard T. Duck
2 quotes
Tommy Swerdlow
2 quotes
Most scenes together: Howard & Beverly (3), Howard & Dark Overlord (3), Phil Blumburtt & Howard (2)
Howard the Duck quotes
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Cop Shoot to kill!
I've had enough! I wanna see my lawyer! [Lieutenant Welker chuckles] I've got rights, you know! I'm suing!
Lieutenant Welker I want that duck, dead or alive.
The Cosmos [narrated while Howard is being drawn through a wormhole] The cosmos: countless worlds upon worlds, worlds without end. In these galaxies, every possible reality exists, and what is reality on any one world is mere fantasy on all others. Here, all is real and all is illusion. What is, what was, and what will be start here with the words, "In the beginning, there was Howard the Duck!"
Trucker
Is this the key to your duckmobile?
Howard may be a duck, but you people are animals! He's my boyfriend! [crowd quiets]
Trucker
That's disgusting!
Crowd
Yeah! [becomes rowdy again]
You're not making me proud to be a human!
I told you, bird brain, I am not Jenning any more! I am one of the Dark Overlord of the Universe!
Dark Overlord of the Universe?
That must be quite a responsibility.
Soon, the Dark Overlords will engulf the Earth. Nothing human will remain here.
Oh, yeah? Well, nothing duck's remaining here, either.
Dr. Jenning Feels like something inside me…gnawing at my guts…what's wrong with me?
Well, what did you have for lunch?
Dr. Jenning I'm dead.
Yes, you are.
You think that's funny, Jenning?
I am not Dr. Jenning any more! The transformation is complete! I am now someone else!
Try telling that to your insurance company.
Dr. Walter Jenning In the lab that night, we saw a single feather fall. We weren't aware that the rest of you, Howard, had landed in that alley just two miles away. Any questions?
Yeah. Where are my pants?
Hostess
I'm sorry, we don't allow pets on the premises.
Hey! Have a heart! Seeing-eye duck.
Alright, that's how it starts! police brutality!
[to cop] Hey, stop manhandling him!
Lieutenant Welker You are going to go play sitting duck in a jail cell.
Cop Lieutenant, what's the charge, sir?
Welker Illegal alien.