...This is amazing. Man's oldest fantasy! [imitating the SUPERMAN narrator] From across a sea of stars...Look! Up in the sky! It's...The Duck Who Fell to Earth!
Phil, you've got to help us. Seriously, what are we gonna do here?
Nice Ducky. [squawking like Donald Duck] Me, Phil. You, Howard. We can be friends. Klaatu Barada Nikto!
Hey, Phil. Don't talk to him like that; he's just as smart as you are.
Oh, now I'm really depressed.
Highly intelligent, perhaps even...Wait, that's it! We're about to see if the subject has any capabilities we don't normally find on Earth...Any "Superpowers", as it were? Howard! [he produces a steel bar and holds it out to Howard] Can you bend this?
What are you, crazy or something? [The bar clatters to the floor]
Howard, can you burn a hole through this with some kind of eye-laser?
Hey, you wanna see powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal ducks? What say I bite your nose off with my super-bill!
Howard, quit holding out! I want you to concentrate and read my mind!
Right. You're thinking..."They know I'm a phony. They know I'm a yo-yo." Tell me if I'm warm on any of these, Phil. [Beverly giggles]
Next, I want you to look into the future and tell me what you see!
I see...Myself, walking out that door! [He departs, with Beverly in tow]