Bill: How long have you been running this place?
Captain Spaulding: How long is a piece of string? Too God damn long, that's how long.
Bill: No, really.
Captain Spaulding: Shit, I don't remember exactly. I took over for my Pa just after the Duke nabbed the Oscar.
Bill: The Duke?
Captain Spaulding: Yeah, my Pa wasn't right in the head after that.
Bill: You mean John Wayne?
Captain Spaulding: Hell, boy there some other Duke you know about? (rolls up his sleeve to reveal a John Wayne tattoo) A great American.
Bill: Yeah, I was never that big of a western fan. I like science fiction.
Captain Spaulding: I figured that much. Why the **** you asking so many jackass questions for?
Bill: You see me and my friends are writing a book on offbeat roadside attractions. You know all the crazy shit you see when you drive cross country.
Captain Spaulding: I don't drive cross country.
Bill: But if you did.
Captain Spaulding: I don't.
Bill: But suppose for a second you did.
Captain Spaulding: Y'all find us country people real funny like don't ya... well, God damn pack up the mule and sling me some grits, I'ze a gotta get me some schooling.
Captain Spaulding: How long is a piece of string? Too God damn long, that's how long.
Bill: No, really.
Captain Spaulding: Shit, I don't remember exactly. I took over for my Pa just after the Duke nabbed the Oscar.
Bill: The Duke?
Captain Spaulding: Yeah, my Pa wasn't right in the head after that.
Bill: You mean John Wayne?
Captain Spaulding: Hell, boy there some other Duke you know about? (rolls up his sleeve to reveal a John Wayne tattoo) A great American.
Bill: Yeah, I was never that big of a western fan. I like science fiction.
Captain Spaulding: I figured that much. Why the **** you asking so many jackass questions for?
Bill: You see me and my friends are writing a book on offbeat roadside attractions. You know all the crazy shit you see when you drive cross country.
Captain Spaulding: I don't drive cross country.
Bill: But if you did.
Captain Spaulding: I don't.
Bill: But suppose for a second you did.
Captain Spaulding: Y'all find us country people real funny like don't ya... well, God damn pack up the mule and sling me some grits, I'ze a gotta get me some schooling.
Bill : How long have you been running this place?
Captain Spaulding : How long is a piece of string? Too God damn long, that's how long.
Bill : No, really.
Captain Spaulding : Shit, I don't remember exactly. I took over for my Pa just after the Duke nabbed the Oscar.
Bill : The Duke?
Captain Spaulding : Yeah, my Pa wasn't right in the head after that.
Bill : You mean John Wayne?
Captain Spaulding : Hell, boy there some other Duke you know about? (rolls up his sleeve to reveal a John Wayne tattoo) A great American.
Bill : Yeah, I was never that big of a western fan. I like science fiction.
Captain Spaulding : I figured that much. Why the **** you asking so many jackass questions for?
Bill : You see me and my friends are writing a book on offbeat roadside attractions. You know all the crazy shit you see when you drive cross country.
Captain Spaulding : I don't drive cross country.
Bill : But if you did.
Captain Spaulding : I don't.
Bill : But suppose for a second you did.
Captain Spaulding : Y'all find us country people real funny like don't ya... well, God damn pack up the mule and sling me some grits, I'ze a gotta get me some schooling.
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