House of 1000 Corpses 2003 quotes, page 2

Otis

Huntin' humans ain't nothin' but nothin'. They all run like scared little rabbits. Run, rabbit, run. Run, rabbit. Run, rabbit. Run rabbit. Run, rabbit, run! RUN, RABBIT, RUN!

Grandpa Hugo

I hate **** up families.

Otis

It's all true. The bogeyman is real and you found him.

Otis

Listen, you Malibu middle class Barbie piece of shit, I'm tryin' to work here. Work? You ever work? Yeah, I'll bet you have. Scoopin' ice cream to your shit-heel friends on summer break. Well I ain't talkin' about no goddamn white socks with Mickey Mouse on one side and Donald Duck on the other. I ain't readin' no funny books, mama. Our bodies come and go but this blood... is forever. Now, I'm gonna remove your gap... But! If you make so much as a ****in' peep! I'm going to cut you like a pig and make you eat your own **** intestines... you got me?

Jerry Goldsmith

That was so badass! Dr. Satan! Ahhh! Dr. Satan!

Baby

There once was a woman who lived with her daughter in a cabbage garden; along came a rabbit and ate up all the cabbages; the woman said, "Go into the garden and drive out the rabbit."

Baby

These are all my dolls. I used to like to chop their heads off and their arms and stick 'em up on the wall.

Jerry Goldsmith

Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!

Baby

We like to get **** up, and do **** up shit.

Grandpa Hugo

What are you, Jimmy Olsen, cub reporter for the Daily Asshole?

Baby

Whatever you need to do, you do it. There is no wrong. If someone needs to be killed, you kill 'em. That's the way.

Baby

You gotta have the marshmallows, that's what makes it fun.

Captain Spaulding

Goddamn, mother****er got blood all over my best clown suit.