Hot Fuzz quotes

94 total quotes

Danny Butterman
Multiple Characters
Nicholas Angel
Simon Skinner

View Quote [after shooting the village doctor in the foot] You're a doctor. Deal with it.

View Quote Yeah, Royeee!

View Quote [looking down on a gang of school children while on horseback] Wanna do something useful? [he throws them a sack full of spraypaint cans]

View Quote [to Danny after he joins the shootout] Still feel like you're missing out?

View Quote [shortly before engaging the NWA in heated gunplay]
Tim Reaper: What are you going to do? Just walk in and arrest the whole village?!
Nicholas Angel: Not exactly.

View Quote Punch - that - shit!

View Quote This shit just got real!

View Quote That's the way the cookie crumbles.

View Quote By the power of Grayskull!

View Quote [after Angel has arrested three underage drinkers and a drunk driver]
Sgt. Turner: 'Sergeant Nicholas Angel'. When did you start?
Nicholas Angel: Tomorrow.
Sgt. Turner: I see you've already arrested the whole village.

View Quote [encountering Danny Butterman, who Nicholas previously arrested for drunk driving, in uniform for the first time]
Nicholas Angel: Why are you dressed as a police officer?
Danny Butterman: Because I am one?

View Quote He's ****-ugly.

View Quote You're off the ****in' chain!

View Quote Yeah, mother****er!

View Quote [cue to hit the sirens and rev the engine] Bring the noise!