Hot Fuzz quotes

94 total quotes

Danny Butterman
Multiple Characters
Nicholas Angel
Simon Skinner

View Quote Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone 'ahhh'?

View Quote Yeah, Royeee!

View Quote [to Danny after he joins the shootout] Still feel like you're missing out?

View Quote [looking down on a gang of school children while on horseback] Wanna do something useful? [he throws them a sack full of spraypaint cans]

View Quote Punch - that - shit!

View Quote This shit just got real!

View Quote [shortly before engaging the NWA in heated gunplay]
Tim Reaper: What are you going to do? Just walk in and arrest the whole village?!
Nicholas Angel: Not exactly.

View Quote That's the way the cookie crumbles.

View Quote By the power of Grayskull!

View Quote You're off the ****in' chain!

View Quote [encountering Danny Butterman, who Nicholas previously arrested for drunk driving, in uniform for the first time]
Nicholas Angel: Why are you dressed as a police officer?
Danny Butterman: Because I am one?

View Quote He's ****-ugly.

View Quote Yeah, mother****er!

View Quote [cue to hit the sirens and rev the engine] Bring the noise!

View Quote [after Angel has arrested three underage drinkers and a drunk driver]
Sgt. Turner: 'Sergeant Nicholas Angel'. When did you start?
Nicholas Angel: Tomorrow.
Sgt. Turner: I see you've already arrested the whole village.