Hot Fuzz quotes

94 total quotes

Danny Butterman
Multiple Characters
Nicholas Angel
Simon Skinner

View Quote Dr. Robin Hatcher: I told him several times that you shouldn't eat late at night.
PC Doris Thatcher: I don't know. Quite like a little midnight gobble. Ha ha!
PC Bob Walker: ****s.

View Quote Reverend Phillip Shooter: **** off, grasshopper!

View Quote Lurch: Yarp.

View Quote [to SOCO ex-girlfriend as he leaves a crime scene] You do realize that window was broken from the inside?

View Quote Pack it in Frank, you silly bastard!

View Quote [after Danny accidentally shoots Doctor Hatcher on his rifle range at the church fete]
Danny Butterman: I can't believe I shot someone.
Nicholas Angel: He's a doctor, he can deal with it.
Danny Butterman: I've never shot anyone before.
Nicholas Angel: Believe me Danny, it's not something you ever get used to.
Danny Butterman: Yeah. Maybe we should go on the bouncy castle to take our minds off it.

View Quote [attempting an assault on the supermarket meat counter, with the attendents throwing knives at them]
Nicholas Angel: What's the situation?
DC Andy Cartwright: Two blokes and a ****load of cutlery!

View Quote Reverend Phillip Shooter: [after being shot] Jesus Christ!

View Quote Sergeant Butterman, the little hand says it's time to rock and roll.

View Quote I'm sure if we bashed your head in, all sorts of secrets would come tumbling out...

View Quote Joyce Cooper: [appears from behind a car during the climatic shootout, moments before firing a machine gun at Angel] FASCIST!
Nicholas Angel: [after defeating her] HAG.

View Quote [after the battle is over] I feel like I should say something smart.

View Quote DC Andy Cartwright: Angel! Don't you go being a twat now!
Nicholas Angel: [grinning] I wouldn't give you the satisfaction!

View Quote [while Nicholas is chasing a shoplifter through the supermarket, Danny is reading the taglines of the cheap action films in the half-price bin] Supercop: Meet the cop that can't be stopped.

View Quote I simply spied you loitering in organic produce and assumed you had time on your hands.