Hot Fuzz quotes

View Quote I simply spied you loitering in organic produce and assumed you had time on your hands.

View Quote Absolute tosh, wasn't it? It's annoying that the understudies are actually professional actors. Greg over there was an extra in 'Straw Dogs' and Sheri portrayed a cadaver in 'Prime Suspect'.

View Quote My, my, here come the Fuzz.

View Quote Freeze! Or the ginger-nut gets it!

View Quote That's the way the cookie crumbles.

View Quote You know how it is. News travels fast around here.

View Quote Narrator: Police Constable Nicholas Angel: born, schooled in London. Graduated Canterbury University in 1993 with a double first in Politics and Sociology. Attended Hendon College of Police Training and displayed great aptitude in field exercises, notably Urban Pacification and Riot Control. Academically excelled in theoretical coursework and final year examinations. Received the Baton of Honour, graduated with distinction into the Metropolitan Police Service and quickly established an effectiveness and popularity within the community. Proceeded to improve skill base with courses in advanced driving and advanced cycling. Became heavily involved in a number of extra-vocational activities and to this day holds the Met record for the hundred meter dash. In 2001, he began active duty with the renowned SO19 Armed Response Unit and received a Bravery Award for efforts in the resolution of Operation Crackdown. In the last twelve months, he has received nine special commendations, achieved highest arrest record for any officer in the Met and sustained three injuries in the line of duty, most recently in December when wounded by a man dressed as Father Christmas.

View Quote Inspector Frank Butterman: There's a reason we tolerate a few of the younglings at the pub.

View Quote Simon Skinner: [taking a ginger-haired boy hostage] Freeze! Or the ginger-nut gets it! [the child bites Skinner's hand and runs away] Ow! You little ****ER!

View Quote Joyce Cooper: It would appear the heavens have opened.

View Quote Joyce Cooper: I hope you had a pleasant trip-- fascist!

View Quote Reverend Phillip Shooter: **** off, grasshopper!

View Quote Reverend Phillip Shooter: [after being shot] Jesus Christ!

View Quote Sgt. Tony Fisher: [upon being presented with an obvious murder scene] So... you're saying this wasn't an accident?

View Quote DC Andy Cartwright: You wanna be a big cop in a small town? **** off up the model village!