A character in Hostel (2005)

The Dutch Businessman quotes from Hostel (2005)

Jan Vlasák
Played by Jan Vlasák Hostel (2005) · 17 quotes

4th most-quoted character in Hostel (2005): in 4 of its 17 quotes
Most scenes with: Josh (3)

Scenes with The Dutch Businessman

4 scenes
[In the torture chamber]

Please! I have money! I'll **** pay you! Ten times, two times - whatever you want!

The Dutch Businessman

Pay me?

Yeah!

The Dutch Businessman

No one is paying me. In fact, I'm the one paying THEM!

You... Why?

The Dutch Businessman

I always wanted to be a surgeon. But the boards would not pass me. Can you guess why? You see? So I went into business. But business is so boring. You buy things you sell them, you make money you spend money. What kind of life is that? A surgeon, he holds the very essence of life in his hands - your life. He touches it.

The Dutch Businessman

He touches it. He has a relationship with it. He is part of it.

Please just let me go, please...

The Dutch Businessman

You want to go? Is that what you want?

[The Dutch Businessman eating a salad with hands]

...you need a fork there chief?

The Dutch Businessman

No. I prefer to use my hands. I believe people have lost their relationship with food. They do not think "this is something that died for me so that I would not go hungry." I like that connection with something you die for. I appreciate it more.

Well, I'm a vegetarian.

The Dutch Businessman

I am a meat-eater. It is human nature.

Well I'm human and it's not my nature.

The Dutch Businessman
[To Josh]

Tell me... what is your nature...? [Places his hand on Josh's leg]

WHOA! Don't touch! Don't **** touch me!

The Dutch Businessman
[Quickly gathering his things and moving out of the train compartment]

Sorry, sorry...

[Still very weirded out]

**** freak! Jesus! [Paxton and Oli both look at each-other and laugh hysterically]

[Laughing]

Edward Saladhands just groped Josh!

Oli
[waving his fingers menacingly]

Ooooooh...!

[Still laughing]

Dude, you finally hooked up, that's awesome!

[still visibly pissed]

Yeah, that's **** hilarious.

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