Hostel (2005) · 17 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Hostel (2005): in 7 of its 17 quotes
Most scenes with: Paxton (4), Óli (4), The Dutch Businessman (3)
Amsterdam, mother****er.
Josh Okey
Come on, let's go. Where are we going?
Red-light district. Time for snípur.
Clit
Josh Let's go to the coffee shop first, then get some snípur.
Josh Hey, I think the Anne Frank house is around here.
Josh Come one
Josh Did we come all the way to Europe just to smoke pot?
Hey, I came all the way from Iceland, man.
Yea, what if we did?
Josh We did that every day in college. Why not, like you know, check out a museum?
No, you're right. We should go to a museum. How about the hemp museum?
Guys, this is **** awsome, man.
I'm the first in line for snípur.
Clit
Snípur?
Oh, that's Icelandic for "clit".
Josh Clitoris, or clitoris, however you wana say that. Women have it. It's, like, right near the labia. Like, it hangs.
Oh, yeah. Very good snípur in Iceland.
Josh Can't you keep your Viking ass in your pants for, like, two seconds?
Hey, man, I shaved my ass just for you.
Josh Okey, all right.
My Viking balls too.
Josh Okey, stop.
Josh Please! I have money! I'll **** pay you! Ten times, two times - whatever you want!
Pay me?
Josh Yeah!
No one is paying me. In fact, I'm the one paying THEM!
Josh You... Why?
I always wanted to be a surgeon. But the boards would not pass me. Can you guess why? You see? So I went into business. But business is so boring. You buy things you sell them, you make money you spend money. What kind of life is that? A surgeon, he holds the very essence of life in his hands - your life. He touches it.
He touches it. He has a relationship with it. He is part of it.
Josh Please just let me go, please...
You want to go? Is that what you want?
No. I prefer to use my hands. I believe people have lost their relationship with food. They do not think "this is something that died for me so that I would not go hungry." I like that connection with something you die for. I appreciate it more.
Well, I'm a vegetarian.
I am a meat-eater. It is human nature.
Well I'm human and it's not my nature.
Josh WHOA! Don't touch! Don't **** touch me!
Sorry, sorry...
Josh **** freak! Jesus! [Paxton and Oli both look at each-other and laugh hysterically]
Ooooooh...!
Josh Yeah, that's **** hilarious.
