Paxton Amsterdam, mother****er.
Okey
Paxton Come on, let's go. Where are we going?
Red-light district. Time for snípur.
Clit
Let's go to the coffee shop first, then get some snípur.
Hey, I think the Anne Frank house is around here.
Played by Jay Hernandez 
Hostel (2005) · 17 quotes
Hostel (2005) · 17 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Hostel (2005): in 9 of its 17 quotes
Most scenes with: Óli (4), Josh (4)
We can't rail a girl that's in a coma. I think that's illegal, even in Amsterdam.
Scenes with Paxton
8 scenes Paxton Paxton Come one
Did we come all the way to Europe just to smoke pot?
Hey, I came all the way from Iceland, man.
Paxton Yea, what if we did?
We did that every day in college. Why not, like you know, check out a museum?
Paxton No, you're right. We should go to a museum. How about the hemp museum?
Djöfulsins.
Literal translation: Devil.
In context translation: ****.
Paxton What was that?
Guys, this is **** awsome, man.
I'm the first in line for snípur.
Clit
Alex
Snípur?
Paxton Oh, that's Icelandic for "clit".
Clitoris, or clitoris, however you wana say that. Women have it. It's, like, right near the labia. Like, it hangs.
Alex
Oh, yeah. Very good snípur in Iceland.
The German Surgeon
Genug, spreche nicht mehr.
That's enough, don't speak anymore
Paxton Wenn du mich tötest, wird es dein Leben zerstören. Jedesmal, wenn du deine Augen schließt, wirst du mich sehen. Ich werde jede Nacht in deinen Alpträumen sein. Dein ganzes Leben lang, ich werde es zerstören.
If you kill me, it'll destroy your life. Every time you close your eyes, you'll see me. I'll be in your nightmares every night, your whole life. I will ruin it.
Paxton Excuse me, I uh... excuse me. How is it in there?
Man
[Referring to the torture chamber]
Be careful.
Paxton Why's that?
Man
You could, spend ALL YOUR MONEY... in there.
Paxton [The Dutch Businessman eating a salad with hands]
...you need a fork there chief?
No. I prefer to use my hands. I believe people have lost their relationship with food. They do not think "this is something that died for me so that I would not go hungry." I like that connection with something you die for. I appreciate it more.
Paxton Well, I'm a vegetarian.
I am a meat-eater. It is human nature.
Paxton Well I'm human and it's not my nature.
WHOA! Don't touch! Don't **** touch me!
[Quickly gathering his things and moving out of the train compartment]
Sorry, sorry...
[Still very weirded out]
**** freak! Jesus! [Paxton and Oli both look at each-other and laugh hysterically]
Paxton [Laughing]
Edward Saladhands just groped Josh!
Oli
[waving his fingers menacingly]
Ooooooh...!
Paxton [Still laughing]
Dude, you finally hooked up, that's awesome!
The American Client
I've been all over the world. You know, I've been everywhere and the bottom line is: Pussy is pussy. You know, every strip club, every whore house, every... It's all the same shit. You know, I just **** a girl two days ago and I don't even remember the color of her tits. But this... This is something you never forget, right? RIGHT?
Paxton Never...
The American Client
Never, right.
