Horton the Elephant: Wow! There, now you're safe. I know I heard you say something. I just know it. Where are you? :(Has a bit of the speck on his eye and gets it out)
Sour Kangaroo: Horton?
Horton the Elephant: Uh, ooh! Sorry. I just...ah. There was this speck. And the... they called up for help. And I was...
Sour Kangaroo: The speck... called out for help?
Horton the Elephant: Well not the speck. I mean, that's ridiculous. Is what you thought I've been? No, the speck can't call out for help. Come on. Get real! No. There's tiny person on that speck and needs my help.
Sour Kangaroo: Absurd. There aren't people that small.
Horton the Elephant: Whoa, maybe they aren't small. Maybe... We're big.
Sour Kangaroo: Horton!
Horton the Elephant: No! Really, think about it. What if there is someone way out there, looking down on our world right now. And to them, we are the speck. And then maybe someone else will come along and say, "Oh, there can't be people that small", and the first guy would say, "Are you calling me a liar?" And the second guy would say "If the shoe fits, wear it!" And now the fists are flying, and the first guy picks up a brick, and you might wanna zip up the pouch for this next part. (Uses his ears as a hat) "Alright, Fat boy! You want some of this?"
Sour Kangaroo: Horton?
Horton the Elephant: What?
Sour Kangaroo: There is nothing on that speck.
Horton the Elephant: But I heard.
Sour Kangaroo: Did you? Really? Oh my! Then how come I don't hear anything?
Horton the Elephant: Well...
Sour Kangaroo: If you can't see, hear, or feel something it doesn't exist. And believing in tiny imaginary people is just not something we do. Or tolerate here in the jungle of Nool.
Horton the Elephant: Really? 'Cause I verified I really tried I can find somebody who believe what I'm saying.
Sour Kangaroo: You will do nothing of the sort. You will not breathe the word of this lie to anyone else. Especially the children. I do not want you poisoning their minds with this nonsense. Our community has standards, Horton. If you wanna remain a part of that, I recommend you follow them. Have a nice day.
(She jumps through the water and makes a splash through Horton, who he quickly uses his ears to cover the speck)
Horton the Elephant: All right, then, I'll, uh, take that under advisement. Certainly appreciate your input.
Sour Kangaroo: Horton?
Horton the Elephant: Uh, ooh! Sorry. I just...ah. There was this speck. And the... they called up for help. And I was...
Sour Kangaroo: The speck... called out for help?
Horton the Elephant: Well not the speck. I mean, that's ridiculous. Is what you thought I've been? No, the speck can't call out for help. Come on. Get real! No. There's tiny person on that speck and needs my help.
Sour Kangaroo: Absurd. There aren't people that small.
Horton the Elephant: Whoa, maybe they aren't small. Maybe... We're big.
Sour Kangaroo: Horton!
Horton the Elephant: No! Really, think about it. What if there is someone way out there, looking down on our world right now. And to them, we are the speck. And then maybe someone else will come along and say, "Oh, there can't be people that small", and the first guy would say, "Are you calling me a liar?" And the second guy would say "If the shoe fits, wear it!" And now the fists are flying, and the first guy picks up a brick, and you might wanna zip up the pouch for this next part. (Uses his ears as a hat) "Alright, Fat boy! You want some of this?"
Sour Kangaroo: Horton?
Horton the Elephant: What?
Sour Kangaroo: There is nothing on that speck.
Horton the Elephant: But I heard.
Sour Kangaroo: Did you? Really? Oh my! Then how come I don't hear anything?
Horton the Elephant: Well...
Sour Kangaroo: If you can't see, hear, or feel something it doesn't exist. And believing in tiny imaginary people is just not something we do. Or tolerate here in the jungle of Nool.
Horton the Elephant: Really? 'Cause I verified I really tried I can find somebody who believe what I'm saying.
Sour Kangaroo: You will do nothing of the sort. You will not breathe the word of this lie to anyone else. Especially the children. I do not want you poisoning their minds with this nonsense. Our community has standards, Horton. If you wanna remain a part of that, I recommend you follow them. Have a nice day.
(She jumps through the water and makes a splash through Horton, who he quickly uses his ears to cover the speck)
Horton the Elephant: All right, then, I'll, uh, take that under advisement. Certainly appreciate your input.
Horton the Elephant : Wow! There, now you're safe. I know I heard you say something. I just know it. Where are you? : (Has a bit of the speck on his eye and gets it out)
Sour Kangaroo : Horton?
Horton the Elephant : Uh, ooh! Sorry. I just...ah. There was this speck. And the... they called up for help. And I was...
Sour Kangaroo : The speck... called out for help?
Horton the Elephant : Well not the speck. I mean, that's ridiculous. Is what you thought I've been? No, the speck can't call out for help. Come on. Get real! No. There's tiny person on that speck and needs my help.
Sour Kangaroo : Absurd. There aren't people that small.
Horton the Elephant : Whoa, maybe they aren't small. Maybe... We're big.
Sour Kangaroo : Horton!
Horton the Elephant : No! Really, think about it. What if there is someone way out there, looking down on our world right now. And to them, we are the speck. And then maybe someone else will come along and say, "Oh, there can't be people that small", and the first guy would say, "Are you calling me a liar?" And the second guy would say "If the shoe fits, wear it!" And now the fists are flying, and the first guy picks up a brick, and you might wanna zip up the pouch for this next part. (Uses his ears as a hat) "Alright, Fat boy! You want some of this?"
Sour Kangaroo : Horton?
Horton the Elephant : What?
Sour Kangaroo : There is nothing on that speck.
Horton the Elephant : But I heard.
Sour Kangaroo : Did you? Really? Oh my! Then how come I don't hear anything?
Horton the Elephant : Well...
Sour Kangaroo : If you can't see , hear , or feel something it doesn't exist. And believing in tiny imaginary people is just not something we do. Or tolerate here in the jungle of Nool.
Horton the Elephant : Really? 'Cause I verified I really tried I can find somebody who believe what I'm saying.
Sour Kangaroo : You will do nothing of the sort. You will not breathe the word of this lie to anyone else. Especially the children. I do not want you poisoning their minds with this nonsense. Our community has standards, Horton. If you wanna remain a part of that, I recommend you follow them. Have a nice day.
(She jumps through the water and makes a splash through Horton, who he quickly uses his ears to cover the speck)
Horton the Elephant : All right, then, I'll, uh, take that under advisement. Certainly appreciate your input.
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