I'll fix it!
Don't fix it, Adam, just put down Mommy's coffee table.
Wayne Szalinski
Rick Moranis · 9 quotes
Diane Szalinski
Marcia Strassman · 7 quotes
Nick Szalinski
Robert Oliveri · 5 quotes
Adam
3 quotes
Clifford Sterling
Lloyd Bridges · 3 quotes
Dr. Charles Hendrickson
John Shea · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Wayne Szalinski & Diane Szalinski (4), Wayne Szalinski & Clifford Sterling (3), Diane Szalinski & Adam (3)
Honey, I Blew Up the Kid quotes
Page 1 of 2[trying to get the truth from Wayne, who is slowly growing more nervous as she talks]
Wayne... Where is Adam? And who is that man in the van? [holds up the enlarged Big Bunny plush] And where did this bunny come from!?
Alright, I confess! I did it!
Did what?
I blew up the baby!
About like usual.
Mama sleeping?
I don't understand any of this.
Behind every electrical object, there's a magnetic force field.
That's what's causing the baby to grow.
Marshall Brooks
Excuse me, but do these electrical object include neon lights?
Yeah, why?
Marshall Brooks
Your son is heading for Las Vegas.
Why are you closing the shutters?
So one of the neighbors doesn't look in, see a 7 foot baby, and call the National Enquirer.
Who's that?
One of the neighbors.
They were tranquilizer cartridges. They wouldn't have hurt him. I assure you.
Mandy Park
[seeing how large Adam has gotten]
There is no way I'm changing those diapers.
Marshall Brooks
[he is driving an ice cream truck with a cone on the hood]
The next thing I knew, he grabbed it right off the truck.
Captain Ed Myerson
What did he do with it?
Marshall Brooks
What do you think he did with it?
[the ice cream bar, made of neon lights, has a bite taken out of it and is short-circuited]
[after getting picked up from his workplace, Wet 'n Wild]
Dad, were you ever popular in school?
You bet. I was captain of the astronomy team three years in a row. We were happenin' guys.
This is your last warning.
Mr. Sterling, sir, I can return my son back to normal!
You can?
With that? Coca Cola bottles? Perhaps some chewing gum and twine?
Just who do you think you are talking to him like that?
Diane, let me handle this. Who do you think you are talking to me like that?
You think I'm just some fun guy from Fresno who tinkered with crack pot ideas in his attic? Well let me tell you something, this country was built on the shoulders of people who tinkered with crack pot ideas in their attics, basements and backyards. Alexander Graham Bell worked in a two room flat!
Young man, don't presume to stand there and lecture me about great minds and great inventors. In all my years I've never worked with anyone who is a fool and I don't intend to start now. So, Charles, you're fired.
What?
You're fired! So, Szalinski, what is your plan to get your kid back to normal by bed time?
[after Wayne finds Nick and Mandy in the shrunken car]
Found them. I think we'd better give them a while though.
[Diane has grown to giant size and catches Charles Hendrickson in a helicopter menacing Adam with a tranquiller gun]
BACK OFF!
Adam! Don't eat us!
Mommy!... Mom!