Diane Szalinski [Diane has grown to giant size and catches Charles Hendrickson in a helicopter menacing Adam with a tranquiller gun]
BACK OFF!
Played by Marcia Strassman 
Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (1992) · 18 quotes
Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (1992) · 18 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (1992): in 7 of its 18 quotes
Most scenes with: Wayne Szalinski (4), Adam (3), Clifford Sterling (2)
There's one thing every little kid knows. Daddies mean fun; mommies mean business.
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Mr. Sterling, sir, I can return my son back to normal!
You can?
With that? Coca Cola bottles? Perhaps some chewing gum and twine?
Diane Just who do you think you are talking to him like that?
Diane, let me handle this. Who do you think you are talking to me like that?
Diane [trying to get the truth from Wayne, who is slowly growing more nervous as she talks]
Wayne... Where is Adam? And who is that man in the van? [holds up the enlarged Big Bunny plush] And where did this bunny come from!?
Alright, I confess! I did it!
Diane Did what?
I blew up the baby!
About like usual.
Mama sleeping?
I'll fix it!
Diane Don't fix it, Adam, just put down Mommy's coffee table.
Diane Why are you closing the shutters?
So one of the neighbors doesn't look in, see a 7 foot baby, and call the National Enquirer.
Diane Who's that?
One of the neighbors.
Diane [sarcastically]
So far your plan has been working perfectly.
Diane I don't understand any of this.
Behind every electrical object, there's a magnetic force field.
That's what's causing the baby to grow.
Marshall Brooks
Excuse me, but do these electrical object include neon lights?
Yeah, why?
Marshall Brooks
Your son is heading for Las Vegas.