[first lines; Logos: Walt Disney Pictures; music starts]
Out in the land where the men are tough as cactus
Out in the land where the wild, wild west was won
Out in the land of the desperado
If yer as soft as an avocado
Yee-ha! Yer guacamole, son!
Home, home, this ain't it, pal!
Home, home, home on the range
Home, home, better go git, pal!
You ain't home on the range
Out in the land where the weak are target practice
Home, home, home on the range
Out in the land where they shoot the mild and meek
Home, home, home on the range
Out where the bad are a whole lot badder
If yer the type with a nervous bladder, yip! Yow!
saddle's gonna reek!
Cause you ain't home on the range
Cowboy, yer really up the creek!
Home, home, home on the range
Home, home, home on the range
Home, home, home on the range
Home, home, home on the range
[narrates]
Home on the range. Once upon a time, I had a home on the range, But not anymore. Well, it's no use crying over spilled milk. Speaking of which, that's me. I'm the cow. [Fly buzzing and approaches to Maggie] Yeah, they're real, quit staring. I'm sort of between homes right now. I lost my old place... thanks to the meanest bunch of cattle rustlers in the west... [scene cuts to night, where Alameda Slim and his gang] Alameda Slim and the Willie Brothers' Gang. [as Alameda Slim yodels and the cows start mooing and they got captured from Maggie's ranch] Somehow, they stole the whole herd... right out from under our noses and then they disappeared without a trace. [Abner sees the cows are missing and taken away by Alameda Slim and the Willie Brothers then he sees Maggie from the trance, then he takes Maggie out from his barn to another place] After that... poor old Abner couldn't afford to keep the place... or me, either, for that matter Well, no matter how bad things get, there's probably somebody worse off. [Maggie sees Lucky Jack that the snake was eaten his head, and runs to the cactus] That guy, for instance.
