Adele Larson quotes
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I'm giving thanks that we don't have to go through this for another year. Except we do, because those bas**** went and put Christmas right in the middle, just to punish us.
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Come on. Where is everybody? People are starving in the former Yugoslavia.
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[answers the phone] Hello... who?... I never heard of him, consult your directory. [hangs up]
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Henry! A car full of Larsons almost died there!
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Into the house! Everyone! Before we're in the evening news!