You don't know the first thing about me.
Likewise, I'm sure. If I just met you on the street... if you gave me your phone number... I'd throw it away.
Well, we don't have to like each other, Jo. We're family.
You're calling me a freak?
No, I'm calling you a product of baboon lovin'. There's a distinction.
Come on. Where is everybody? People are starving in the former Yugoslavia.
Henry! A car full of Larsons almost died there!
I'm giving thanks that we don't have to go through this for another year. Except we do, because those bastards went and put Christmas right in the middle, just to punish us.
Into the house! Everyone! Before we're in the evening news!
Well, that was absurd. Let's eat dead bird!
Hello... who?... I never heard of him, consult your directory. [hangs up]
