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Home for the Holidays

Home for the Holidays quotes

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Adele Larson
Tommy Larson


View Quote Claudia Larson: You don't know the first thing about me.
Joanne Larson Wedman: Likewise, I'm sure. If I just met you on the street... if you gave me your phone number... I'd throw it away.
Claudia Larson: Well, we don't have to like each other, Jo. We're family.
View Quote Joanne Larson: You're calling me a freak?
Tommy Larson: No, I'm calling you a product of baboon lovin'. There's a distinction.
View Quote Come on. Where is everybody? People are starving in the former Yugoslavia.
View Quote Henry! A car full of Larsons almost died there!
View Quote I'm giving thanks that we don't have to go through this for another year. Except we do, because those bas**** went and put Christmas right in the middle, just to punish us.
View Quote Into the house! Everyone! Before we're in the evening news!
View Quote Well, that was absurd. Let's eat dead bird!
View Quote [answers the phone] Hello... who?... I never heard of him, consult your directory. [hangs up]