Kate
Honey, are you packed yet?
Kevin
Yes.
Yes.
Kate
Everything I put out?
Kevin
Yes.
Yes.
Kate
Did you see what Grandma Penelope sent you for the trip?
Kevin
Let me guess. Donald Duck slippers?
Kate
Close. An inflatable clown to play with in the pool.
Kevin
How exciting. Why do we have to go to Florida? There's no Christmas trees in Florida.
Kate
Kevin, what is it with you and Christmas trees?
Kevin
How can you have Christmas without a Christmas tree, Mom?
Kate
We'll find a nice fake silver one. Or decorate a palm tree.
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Peter
Where's the camcorder battery?
Kate
I put it in the charger. How's this? Oh, much better.
Peter
Hey, Kevin, you'd better go put your tie on. We don't wanna be late for the Christmas pageant.
Kevin
My tie's in the bathroom and I can't go in because Uncle Frank's taking a shower. He says that if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man. [Peter and Kate stare] Whatever that means.
Peter
I'm sure he was kidding. Just run in there, get your tie, get out, and don't look at anything.
