Hollywood Shuffle 1987 quotes, page 2

23 quotes · 5 characters
Hollywood Shuffle (1987) poster
Characters
Bobby Taylor Robert Townsend · 9 quotes
Speed 4 quotes
Tyrone Jimmy Woodard · 4 quotes
Casting Director Lisa Mende · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Speed & Tyrone (3)

Hollywood Shuffle quotes

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I wish Tiny would bring his big fat ass out here... Tiny! I'm going to make it up to you, I'm going to be a star.

Tiny

No, you're gonna be seein stars!

Speed
[reviewing 'Dirty Larry']

Realism is important to me, and this was bullshit. This is the movie where the criminals wait for Dirty Larry to reach into his jacket and pull out a big ass gun. What did they think he was looking for, his American Express card?

Tyrone

Make my day? Do fifty bullets in yo' ass make yo' day?

Speed

Welcome to Sneakin' In The Movies. My name is Speed and this is my homeboy Tyrone. And we are like movie critics and shit

Tyrone

Well not really. Peep this. Each week me and my boy, you know, we go to different theaters and stuff and sneak in and check out the movie.

Speed

Then we come back and tell you all what's up. Like if you should pay money and shit.

Speed

Dirty Larry - the movie where the crooks wait for Larry to go in his jacket, pull out a big ass gun. What'd they think he was lookin' for? His American Express card? Damn! We both gave "Dirty Larry" the finger!

Bobby, this ain't the 'Poot Butt League', man...ain't no 'Poot Butts' around here. This is not your average hot dog stand You know what this is? This is 'Winky Dinky Dog.' It sends chills up my spine every time I say it - Winky Dinky Dog! Bobby...say it with me...Winky Dinky Dog! WINKY DINKY DAAWWGG!

I believe this movie. A dude could jump off a mountain and not hurt himself, 'cause he did brace himself, and knew something about the levels of gravitivity and polarity.

I have the respect of the community, and that makes me proud...So if you can't take pride in your job, remember, there's always work at the post office..