Hollywood Shuffle (1987) · 23 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Hollywood Shuffle (1987): in 4 of its 23 quotes
Most scenes with: Speed (3)
Welcome to Sneakin' In The Movies. My name is Speed and this is my homeboy Tyrone. And we are like movie critics and shit
Well not really. Peep this. Each week me and my boy, you know, we go to different theaters and stuff and sneak in and check out the movie.
Then we come back and tell you all what's up. Like if you should pay money and shit.
Realism is important to me, and this was bullshit. This is the movie where the criminals wait for Dirty Larry to reach into his jacket and pull out a big ass gun. What did they think he was looking for, his American Express card?
Make my day? Do fifty bullets in yo' ass make yo' day?
I didn't like this movie at all. First of all, it was the fact that I couldn't say the title. I get tired of titles I can't pronounce and shit. If you want people to come and see it, a mutha****er got to be able to tell his woman where he's gonna take her.
Realism is important to me, and this was bullshit. This is the movie where the criminals wait for Dirty Larry to reach into his jacket and pull out a big ass gun. What did they think he was looking for, his American Express card?
He's supposed to take the money.
Right.
Take the ho. Take the ho! You know that.
Right.
And take the car and get the **** outta there.
I can't believe it. Because, he would have been dead a long time ago. Talkin' that shit, "Make my day."
Right, right! 'Cause as soon as he said, "Make my day," boom. Do 50 bullets in your ass make your day?
