Angus Tully : What the **** just happened? I thought Barton men don't lie. Don't get me wrong, that was fun but you just lied through your teeth. Paul Hunham : What I say during a private conversation is none of your goddamn business. You are not to judge me. Angus Tully : It wasn't a private conversation. The wife and I were there. And I helped you. Why did he ask if you landed on your feet? Paul Hunham : What is this, Nuremberg? Jesus. Angus Tully : You're the hard-ass constantly telling everybody not to lie and going on and on about the honor code. Paul Hunham : There was an incident when I was at Harvard with my roommate. Angus Tully : And? Paul Hunham : He accused me of copying from his senior thesis. Plagiarizing. Ah. Angus Tully : Well, did you? Paul Hunham : No, he stole from me. But that blue-blooded prick's family had allies on the faculty. I mean, their last name is on a library, for Christ's sake. So he accused me in order to sanitize his treachery and, uh, they threw me out. Angus Tully : Wait, so you got kicked out of Harvard for cheating? Paul Hunham : No, I got kicked out of Harvard for hitting him. Angus Tully : You hit him? What, like punched him out? Paul Hunham : No, I hit him with a car. Ah. Angus Tully : You got kicked out of Harvard for hitting a guy with a car? Paul Hunham : By accident.

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