Waitress : And you, gentlemen, did you save room for dessert? Paul Hunham : Hmm. Angus Tully : What's that? Waitress : That's our signature dessert. Cherries jubilee. Angus Tully : Sounds great. Paul Hunham : [laughs] Bring the young vandal here Cherries Jubilee. Waitress : I'm afraid I can't. The dish contains brandy. Same deal with the bananas Foster. Mary Lamb : Yeah, but doesn't the alcohol just burn off? Waitress : It's still against the rules, ma'am. Paul Hunham : Fine. I'll order the cherry jubilee. We can share it. Waitress : Mm. I can't allow that, either. Mary Lamb : Can we say it's his birthday? Angus Tully : It's my birthday. Waitress : Well, happy birthday, young man. Let's get you a slice of cake or some other age appropriate dessert. Paul Hunham : Christ on a crutch. What kind of a fascist hash foundry are you running here? [pause] Mary Lamb : Excuse me, ma'am. Do you by chance have cherries? Waitress : Yes. Mary Lamb : Great. And do you have ice cream? Waitress : Yes. Mary Lamb : Fantastic. Can we please get cherries and ice cream to go? Paul Hunham : And the check. Waitress : Right away. [walks away] Mary Lamb : [to Paul] Bitch. Paul Hunham : Mmm. [Angus smiles]

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