[Ford, Arthur, and Zaphod are sitting down, waiting for Trillian]
Who are we waiting for again? [Ford puts his hand on Zaphod's knee] No, I'm serious. [a door opens and Trillian is thrown out]
[standing up, relieved that she's okay]
Tricia. [she looks up at Zaphod and angrily gets to her feet and approaches him] Tricia. [he attempts to hug her, but she walks right past him]
Trill. [holds his arms out happily, not noticing her angry facial expression] Hey, come on.
You idiot! [furiously slaps Zaphod] You signed the order to destroy Earth.
Yes. "Love and kisses, Zaphod"? [Zaphod looks at her with a facial expression like "Oops."] You didn't even read it, did you?!
[calmly puts his hand on her shoulder; she backs away in her rage]
Honey, I'm President of the Galaxy. [Ford and Arthur examine the order as Trillian kneels down before they both look at Zaphod in shock] I don't get a lot of time for reading. [he chuckles sheepishly; Arthur angrily throws the order to the floor]
[angrily starts hitting Zaphod with her shoe]
An entire planet, my home, destroyed all because you thought somebody wanted your autograph!
Are you an idiot?! Seriously?! [throws her shoe at Zaphod]
Trillian.
He threatened me!
A backbone? [follows Trillian as she furiously steps out] Why, what about coming here to rescue you? Thank you. My idea! [one of the paddles smacks him in the face again] Stupid!
