Hercules
You like making deals. Take me in Meg's place.
Hades
Oh, hmph. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death.
Hercules
Going once!
Hades
Hmm? Is there a downside to this?
Hercules
Going twice!
Hades
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay! You get her out. She goes, you stay.
Hades
[Hercules dives in to save Meg]
Oh, you know what slipped my mind? You'll be dead before you can get to her. That's not a problem, is it?

