Miss Harris, let's stop kidding ourselves, okay? This is just an ordinary little car. Like a million other ordinary, rather unattractive... Whoa!

[Herbie takes off down the street]

I don't think you should've said that. Herbie's very sensitive about his appearance!

All right, you've had your laugh. You ought to stop now.

You won't get Herbie to stop until you say you're sorry.

Miss Harris, the thing that upsets me most about this whole thing is you trying to maintain the fiction about this... [notices that they are approaching an intersection of busy traffic] Whoa! [ducks down]

[Herbie made his way through the traffic, and continues speeding on.]

Please, tell Herbie you're sorry.

All right, all right. Herbie, I'm sorry.

[Herbie skids to a stop.]

Well, now, what d'you think?

I think you're a very good driver.

You think it's a trick, don't you?!