John Lennon Jeweller, you've failed!
Played by John Lennon 
Help! (1965) · 31 quotes
Help! (1965) · 31 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Help! (1965): in 14 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Paul McCartney (8), Ringo Starr (7), George Harrison (4)
Doesn't the blood rush to your head, sir?
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Scenes with John Lennon
10 scenes
Hey, there might be some insurance!
John I wouldn't think of such a thing! [under his breath] Find out, eh?
There's more here than meets the eye!
Ho ho!
John Ho.
Ho ho.
John Ho.
[Continues on]
John [Ringo's arm is trapped inside a mailbox]
What are you doing?
Posting a letter.
John How do you feel?
I used to use me hands.
John He used to use his hands.
John [At Scotland Yard]
Hold on, it's them! Only me and Paul know we're here.
I know we're here.
John [John is having a bowl of soup]
What's this? [Pulling out a slip of paper]
It's a season ticket. What did you think?
John Oh, I like a lot of seasoning in my soup.
What was it that first attracted you to me?
John Well, you're very polite, aren't you?
The fire brigade once got my head out of some railings.
John Did you want them to?
No. I used to put it there when I wasn't using it for school. You can see a lot of the world from railings.
There's more here than meets the eye!
Sub-text reads' "Everyone laughs at Ringo's sudden apprehension."
Ho ho!
John Ho.
Ho ho.
John Ho.
[Continues on]
Superindendent Gluck
And so this is the famous Beatles.
Superintendent [Beatles nod and smile]
And how far do you think you'll get?
John Can't say fairer than that. Great Train Robbery, how's that going, eh?
