Help! 1965 quotes

31 quotes · 4 characters
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Paul McCartney Paul McCartney · 15 quotes
Ringo Starr Ringo Starr · 15 quotes
John Lennon John Lennon · 14 quotes
George Harrison George Harrison · 9 quotes

Most scenes together: Ringo Starr & Paul McCartney (8), John Lennon & Paul McCartney (8), Ringo Starr & John Lennon (7)

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Algernon
[after the laser breaks down]

It's the wrong plug. Uh, just give me five minutes.

Foot

It's the brain drain. His brain's draining.

Hey, there might be some insurance!

I wouldn't think of such a thing! [under his breath] Find out, eh?

[To washerwoman]

Do you know Clang?

Washerwoman

I'm his mother, and he's a good boy!

The fire brigade once got my head out of some railings.

Did you want them to?

No. I used to put it there when I wasn't using it for school. You can see a lot of the world from railings.

Superindendent Gluck

And so this is the famous Beatles.

Superintendent
[Beatles nod and smile]

And how far do you think you'll get?

Can't say fairer than that. Great Train Robbery, how's that going, eh?

Superintendent

Allow me, I'm a bit of a famous mimic in my own small way you know. James Cagney... [imitating Ringo on the phone] Hey, this is the famous Ringo here, gear fab...

Not a bit like Cagney.

[At Scotland Yard]

Hold on, it's them! Only me and Paul know we're here.

I know we're here.

[John is having a bowl of soup]

What's this? [Pulling out a slip of paper]

It's a season ticket. What did you think?

Oh, I like a lot of seasoning in my soup.