“Jesus, God in heaven, why'd you have to kill such hot snatch? It's a...”

[praying at Heather Chandler's funeral]

Jesus, God in heaven, why'd you have to kill such hot snatch? It's a joke, man. Geez, people are so serious. Holy Mary pray for our sinners, so we don't get caught. Geez, another joke man.

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