We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood, Ohio, know the name of that righteous dude who can solve their problems: it's Jesus Christ, and he's in the Book.
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Ram Jesus, God in heaven, why'd you have to kill such hot snatch? It's a joke, man. Geez, people are so serious. Holy Mary pray for our sinners, so we don't get caught. Geez, another joke man.
Heather McNamara God, aren't they fed yet? Do they even have Thanksgiving in Africa?
Veronica Oh, sure. Pilgrims, Indians... Tator Tots. It's a real party continent.
Veronica Watch it Heather, you might be digesting food there.
Heather McNamara Yeah, where's your urge to purge?
Heather Duke **** it.
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