The Hateful Eight quotes

View Quote Good one, Warren! Talk that sass, ****, talk that sass!

View Quote Got room for one more?

View Quote Here's the problem, Daisy. In order for me to be scared of your threats, I have to believe in those fifteen extra gang members, waiting it out in Red Rock! And boy, oh boy, I sure don't. [Warren chuckles] What I believe, is that Joe Gage or Grouch Douglass or whatever the **** his name was--poisoned the coffee. And you watched him do it. And you watched me pour a cup and you didn't say shit! And, I believe you are what you have always been, a lyin' bitch, who will do anything to cheat the rope waiting for her in Red Rock, including shittin' out FIFTEEN extra gang members, whenever you need be. And ... I believe, that when it comes to what's left of the Jody DO-min-gre gang ... I'm lookin' at 'em. Right here, right now, deeeeeeeeeeead on this mother****in' floor!

View Quote I don't know that ****. But I know he's a ****. And that's all I need to know.

View Quote I just met these people, I don't give a damn about them! Or you, or your sister. Or any other son of a bitch in Wyoming for that matter.

View Quote Jesus Christ, that's awful! What did that Mexican fellow do, soak his old socks in the pot?

View Quote Let's slow it down. Let's slow it waaaay down...

View Quote Move a little strange, a little sudden, you're gonna get a bullet. Not a warning, not a question... A bullet!

View Quote My theory is you're working with the man who poisoned the coffee. And both of you murdered Minnie and Sweet Dave, and anybody else might'a picked this bad-luck day to visit Minnie's Haberdashery this morning. And your intention was, at some point, to bushwhack John Ruth and free Daisy. But you didn't count the blizzard, and you didn't count the two of us. That's as far as I got. How am I doin'?

View Quote Now Daisy, I want us to work out a signal system of communication. When I elbow you real hard in the face, that means "shut up"!

View Quote Oh. I get it. "Haberdashery." That was a joke, right?

View Quote Precautions must be taken because life is too sweet to lose!

View Quote The man who pulls the lever that breaks your neck will be a dispassionate man. And that dispassion is the very essence of justice. For justice delivered without dispassion is always in danger of not being justice.

View Quote Well, cut my legs off and call me Shorty!

View Quote What do I gotta say? About John Ruth's ravings? He's absolutely right. Me and one of them fellas is in cahoots. We're just waitin' for everybody to go to sleep. That when we're gonna kill y'all.