That's the thing about war, Mannix. People die.
Oh. So you gonna chalk it up to "war is hell," huh? Well, admittedly, that is a hard argument to argue with.
Major Marquis Warren
Samuel L. Jackson · 13 quotes
John "The Hangman" Ruth
Kurt Russell · 10 quotes
Chris Mannix
Walton Goggins · 8 quotes
Daisy Domergue
Jennifer Jason Leigh · 8 quotes
Oswaldo Mobray
Tim Roth · 3 quotes
Joe Gage
Michael Madsen · 2 quotes
Sanford Smithers
2 quotes
Most scenes together: Major Marquis Warren & Daisy Domergue (3), Major Marquis Warren & John "The Hangman" Ruth (2), John "The Hangman" Ruth & Daisy Domergue (2)
The Hateful Eight quotes
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Jody Domergue
How ya doin', dummy?
Better now I see your ugly face.
One of them fellas is not what he says he is.
O.B. Jackson What is he?
He's in cahoots with this one, that's what he is. One of them… or maybe even two of them is here to see Domergue goes free.
Are you sure you ain't just being paranoid?
Our best bet is this duplicitous fella ain't as cool a customer as Daisy here. He won't have the leather patience it takes to just sit here and wait. If he can't handle it, he'll stop waiting. He'll try and create his opportunity. And that's when Mr. Jumpy reveals hisself!
What do you got to say about all this?
What do I got to say? About John Ruth's ravings? He's absolutely right! Me and one of them fellas is in cahoots! And we're just waitin' for everybody to go to sleep; that's when we gonna kill y'all.
Major Marquis Warren, this here is Daisy Domergue. Domergue, to you, this is Major Warren.
Howdy, ****.
[laughing]
She's a pepper, ain't she? Now, girl, don't you know darkies don't like being called **** no more? They find it offensive.
I've been called worse.
Now, that I can believe.
So what happened to your horse?
He was pretty old. I done had him for a bit. When the weather took a turn for the worse, it got too much for him.
That's too bad.
Yes, it is. Me and 'ol Lash rode alotta miles together. You might say he was my best friend, if I considered stupid animals friends, which I don't. Nevertheless, I'm gonna miss him.
It ain't so far-fetched, Senor Bob. And it's a little bit more than a theory. How long you say you been workin' for Minnie?
Bob Four months.
Mmm. See, if you'd have been here two and a half years ago, you'd know 'bout that sign used to hang up over the bar. Minnie mention that to you?
Bob [short pause]
No.
You want to know what that sign said, Senor Bob? "No dogs or Mexicans allowed."
[Mannix laughs]
Now, Minnie hung that sign up the day she opened this haberdashery. And it hung over that bar every day, till she took it down a little over two years ago. You know why she took it down? [Senor Bob nervously says nothing] She started lettin' in dogs.
[Warren walks over to Senor Bob]
Now, Minnie liked just about everybody, but she sure don't like Mexicans. So when you tell me Minnie went to the North side to visit her mama, well, I find that highly unlikely. But okay, maybe. But when you tell me, Minnie Mink took the haberdashery, the most precious thing to her in the whole world, and left it in the hands of a goddamn Mexican? Well, that's what I meant in the barn when I said "that sure don't sound like Minnie." Now, I am calling you a liar, Senor Bob. And if you lyin', which you are...then you killed Minnie.
May I sit down, sir?
General Sandy Smithers
According to the Yankees, it's a free country.
Now throw out your pistol!
I bet he got another one.
Now throw out your other pistol!
Jody Domergue
I ain't got another pistol!
Well, you better shit another pistol out your ass! 'Cause if you don't throw one out here in the next two seconds, we gon' kill this bitch!
Well, like I said friend, you got me at a bit of a disadvantage.
Keeping you at a disadvantage is an advantage I intend to keep.
[After Major Marquis Warren throws the key to Daisy's handcuffs into a furnace] [screams]
YOU MOTHER**** BLACK BASTARD! You're gonna die on this mountain, and I'm gonna **** laugh when you do!
[shoots at John Ruth's dead body, silencing Daisy]
What did I say about talking?!
I meant it, didn't I?
[Major Warren shoots Daisy in the foot after she tells Chris Mannix to shoot him] [screaming]
Jesus Christ!
Oh, you believe in Jesus now, huh, bitch?! Well good, 'cause you're about to meet him!
A bastard's work is never done.