Ron
I'm warning you, Hermione! Keep that bloody beast away from Scabbers, or I'll turn it into a tea-cosy!
Hermione
It's a cat Ronald, what do you expect? It's in his nature.
Ron
A cat!? Is that what they told you? Looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me!
Hermione
That's rich, coming from the owner of that smelly old shoebrush.
Fred
You're not flashing that clipping about again, are you Ron?
Ron
I haven't shown anyone!
George
No, not a soul!
Fred; Not unless you count Tom...
George
The day maid...
Fred
The night maid...
George
That bloke who fixed the toilet...
Fred
And that wizard from Belgium!
Ron
He looks a bit peaky, doesn't he?
George
Peaky?
Fred
What do you expect? He fell over 100 feet.
George
Yeah, Ron. Let's walk you off the top of the Astronomy tower.
Fred
And see what you look like.
Harry
Probably a right sight better than he normally does.
George
Gave us a right good scare, there, mate.
Hermione
Harry, are you all right?
Harry
Brilliant. What happened?
Ron
Well, you fell off your broom.
Harry
Oh, really? I meant the match. Who won?
Hermione
Um... no one blames you, Harry. The Dementors aren't supposed to come inside the grounds. Dumbeldore was furious. As soon as he saved you, he sent them straight off.
Ron
There's um... something else you should know about, too, Harry. When you fell, your broom, it sort of blew into the Whomping Willow and... [Holds up what's left of the destroyed handle of Harry's Nimbus 2000]... Well.
Ron
Sp-sp-sp-spiders! I don't wanna, I don't want- They want me to tap dance! I don't wanna tap dance!
Harry
You tell those spiders, Ron.
Ron
Yeah, I'll tell 'em, I'll tell 'em, tell 'em. [Instantly falls asleep again]
Draco Malfoy
Father said I could have the hippogriff's head. Maybe I'll donate it to the Gryffindor Common Room.
Look who's here.
Draco Malfoy
Ah! Come to see the show?
Hermione
You! You foul, loathsome, evil, little cockroach![holds Malfoy at wandpoint]
Ron
No, Hermione, he's not worth it!
Hermione
That felt good.
Ron
Not good. Brilliant!
Harry
Ron, the dog, where is it?
Ron
Harry, he's the dog! He's an animagus!
Hermione
If you want to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us, too!
Sirius Black
No. Only one will die tonight.
Harry
Then it'll be you!
Sirius Black
Are you going to kill me, Harry?
Lupin
Expelliarmus! [Harry's wand flies out of his hand and he goes over to Ron and Hermione] Well, well, Sirius. Looking rather ragged, aren't we? Finally, the flesh reflects the madness within.
Sirius Black
Well, you'd know all about the madness within, wouldn't you, Remus?
[Lupin helps Sirius up off the floor]
Sirius Black
Come out, come out Peter! Come out, come out and play!
Expelliarmus! [Disarms Black] Vengeance is sweet. I'd hoped I'd be the one to catch you.
Lupin
Severus--
I told Dumbledore you were helping an old friend into the castle and now... here's the proof.
Sirius Black
Brilliant, Snape. Once again, you've put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and, as usual, come to the wrong conclusion. Now, if you'll excuse us, Remus and I have some unfinished business to attend to!
Give me a reason! I beg you!
Lupin
Severus, don't be a fool.
Sirius Black
He can't help it.It's habit by now.
Lupin
Sirius, be quiet.
Sirius Black
Be quiet yourself, Remus!
Listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple.
Sirius Black
Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set!?
I could do it, you know. But why deny the Dementors? They're so longing to see you. Do I detect a flicker of fear? Oh, yes. A Dementor's Kiss. One could only imagine what that must be like to endure. It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness but I'll do my best!
Lupin
Severus, please.
After you!
Harry
Expelliarmus! [Blasts Snape into a bed, unconscious]
Ron
Harry, what did you just do?
Hermione
You attacked a teacher!
Harry
Tell me about Peter Pettigrew!
Lupin
He was at school with us. We thought he was our friend.
Harry
No. Pettigrew's dead. [Points the wand at Sirius] You killed him!
Lupin
No he didn't! I thought so, too, until you mentioned seeing Pettigrew's name on the map.
Harry
The map was lying, then.
Sirius
The map never lies. Pettigrew's alive. And he's right there! [Points at Ron]
Ron
Me?! He's mental!
Sirius
Not you! Your rat!
Ron
Scabbers has been in our family for--
Sirius
Twelve years! Curiously long life for a common garden rat!? He's missing a toe, isn't he?
Ron
So what?
Harry
All they could find of Pettigrew was his--
Sirius
Finger! The dirty coward cut it off so that everyone would think he was dead! And then he transformed into a rat!
Harry
Show me. [Sirius attempt take Scabbers from Ron] Give it to him, Ron.
Ron
No! What are you trying to do to him? [Sirius takes Scabbers] Scabbers! Leave him alone!
[Sirius and Lupin just barely manage to make the rat transform into Peter Pettigrew]
Ron
How did you get there? I was just talking to you there! And now you're there!
Hermione
What's he talking about, Harry?
Harry
I don't know. Honestly Ron, how can a person be in two places at once?
Harry
I didn't mean to blow her up, I just… I lost control.
Ron
Brilliant.
Hermione
Honestly, Ron, it's not funny. Harry was lucky not to be expelled.
Harry
I think I was lucky not to be arrested, actually.
Ron
I still think it was brilliant.
Hermione
Come on, everywhere else is full.
Ron
Who do you think that is?
Hermione
Professor R.J. Lupin.
Ron
You know everything. How is it she knows everything?
Hermione
It's on his suitcase, Ronald.
Harry
Do you think he's really asleep?
Hermione
Seems to be. Why?
Harry
I gotta tell you something.
Ron
Let me get this straight, Sirius Black has escaped from Azkaban to come after you?
Harry
Yeah.
Hermione
But they'll catch Black, won't they? I mean, everyone's looking for him.
Ron
Sure... except, no one's ever broken out of Azkaban before, and he's a murderous raving lunatic.
Harry
Thanks, Ron.
Hermione
Why are we stopping? We can't be there, yet.
Ron
What's going on?!
Harry
Don't know. Maybe we've broken down.
Hermione
Ouch, Ron, that was my foot!
Ron
There's something moving out there. [the train has stopped on a viaduct and one-by-one, the carriage lights go out] I think… someone's coming aboard. [the train shakes again; everything freezes as it gets so cold; pulls his hand from the window as the train makes a violent shake] Bloody hell! What's happening?!
Does it hurt terribly, Draco?
Draco
It comes and it goes. Still, I consider myself luckily. If it wasn't for Madame Pomfrey, another minute or two and I could have lost my arm. I couldn't possibly do any homework for weeks.
Ron
Listen to the idiot. He's really laying it on thick, isn't he?
Harry
Yeah, at least Hagrid didn't get fired.
Hermione
Yeah, but I hear Draco's father's furious. We haven't heard the end of this.
He's been sighted! He's been sighted!
Ron
Who?
Sirius Black!
Hermione
Dufftown? That's not far from here.
You don't think he'd come to Hogwarts, do you?
With Dementors at every entrance?
Dementors. He's already slipped past them once. Who's to say he won't do it again?
That's right. Black could be anywhere. It's like trying to catch smoke. Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.
Ron
Stand back, I said! Or I'll take it upstairs if you don't settle.
Harry, wherever did you get it?
Can I have a go, Harry? After you, of course.
Harry
What are you talking about?
Ron
Quiet. Let the man through. I didn't mean to open it, Harry. It was badly wrapped. [to Fred and George] They made me do it.
Did not!
Fred
It's a Firebolt.
George
It's the fastest broom in the world.
Harry
For me? But who sent it?
Ron
No one knows.
Hermione
This came with it.
We're bound to win the Quidditch Cup now!
Go on, Harry, yeah, let's see!
Hermione
How fast is it, Harry?
[Harry mounts the Firebolt and takes off. The crowd of students cheer him as he flies up into the sky. It ends on a freeze-frame of Harry flying high above Hogwarts and then irises out.]
