Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 2004 quotes

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Characters
Ron Rupert Grint · 12 quotes
Sirius Black Gary Oldman · 11 quotes
Lupin David Thewlis · 10 quotes
Draco Malfoy Tom Felton · 4 quotes
Fred James Phelps · 4 quotes
George Oliver Phelps · 4 quotes

Most scenes together: Harry Potter & Hermione Granger (15), Harry Potter & Lupin (10), Harry Potter & Ron (9)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban quotes

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Aunt Marge

Do they use the cane at St Brutus's, boy?

[catching Uncle Vernon's eye]

Oh yeah, yeah, I've been beaten loads of times.

Aunt Marge

Excellent. I won't hear any of this wishy-washy nonsense about not beating someone when they deserve it.

Aunt Petunia

Harry! Harry! Harry! Open the door.

Uncle Vernon, I need you to sign this form.

Uncle Vernon

What is it?

Nothing. School stuff.

Uncle Vernon

Later, perhaps, if you behave.

I will if she does.

Aunt Marge

Oh, you're still here, are you?

Yes.

Aunt Marge

Don't say yes in that ungrateful way. [She hands Ripper's leash over to Petunia] Damn good of my brother to keep you. [She goes to Vernon to say something to him] He'd have been straight to an orphanage if he'd been dumped on my doorstep, Vernon.

Aunt Marge
[Laughter is heard nearby. Hearing that, Aunt Marge looks delighted. She walks up to the couch, where the laughter has come from Harry's fat cousin Dudley, who is watching TV and eating snacks]

Is that my Dudders? Is that my little neffy-pooh? [She kisses Dudley.] Give us a kiss. Come on. Up, up.

Uncle Vernon

Take Marge's suitcase upstairs.

Okay.

Aunt Marge
[Later, the four Dursleys are seated at the dining table, where they've just finished eating their food. Aunt Marge places her dirty plate on the floor for Ripper.]

Finish that off for Mummy. There's a good boy, Rippy-pooh.

Uncle Vernon
[offering her brandy]

Can I tempt you, Marge?

Aunt Marge

Just a small one. [turns to Petunia] Excellent nosh, Petunia.

Aunt Marge
[Aunt Marge snaps at Harry, who is clearing away the dirty dishes. She directs him to take away the plate that she gave to Ripper, and he does so.] [as Vernon pours her brandy]

A bit more. [aside to Petunia] Usually just a fry-up for me what with twelve dogs. [back to Vernon] A bit more. That's a boy! [she takes the brandy]

Aunt Marge
[Uncle Vernon sits down at the table while Harry stands in the kitchen cleaning the dishes.] [feeding some of her brandy to Ripper]

You want to try a little drop of brandy? A little drop of brandy-brandy windy-wandy for Rippy-pippy-pooh? [looks up at Harry] What are you smirking at? [Harry shrugs]

Aunt Marge

Where did you send the boy, Vernon?

Uncle Vernon

St. Brutus'. It's a fine institution for helpless cases.

Aunt Marge
[to Harry]

Do they use a cane in St. Brutus', boy?

[sarcastically as Uncle Vernon gives him a look]

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've been beaten loads of times. [turns away]

Aunt Marge

Excellent. I won't have this namby-pamby, wishy-washy nonsense about not beating people who deserve it. You mustn't blame yourself about how this one turned out, Vernon, it's all to do with blood. Bad blood will out. [to Petunia] What is it the boy's father did, Petunia?

Aunt Petunia

Nothing. He, uh, didn't work. He was unemployed.

Aunt Marge

And a drunk too, no doubt?

[having to have heard that]

That's a lie.

Aunt Marge
[puzzled]

What did you say?

[turns around]

My dad wasn't a drunk.

Aunt Marge
[Aunt Marge's brandy glass breaks, startling Petunia]

Don't worry, don't fuss, Petunia. I have a very firm grip.

Uncle Vernon
[to Harry]

I think it's time you went to bed.

Aunt Marge

Quiet, Vernon. [to Harry] You, clean it up. [as Harry comes over with a towel to clean up the glass pieces] Actually, it's nothing to do with the father, it's all to do with the mother. You see it all the time with dogs. If there's something wrong with the bitch, then there's something wrong with the pup.

[yelling]

SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!

Aunt Marge

Mmm. Right. Let me tell you... [begins inflating like a balloon] Vernon! Vernon! Vernon, do something!

Come now, Harry. The Ministry doesn't send people to Azkaban for blowing up their aunts.

The Marauder's Map

"Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfooot and Prongs are proud to present the Marauder's Map."

The Marauder's Map

"Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs offer their compliments to Professor Snape and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

Shrunken head on the Knight Bus
[As they're heading towards an old lady]

ERNIE! LITTLE OLD LADY AT 12 O'CLOCK!

Shrunken head on the Knight Bus
[After stopping before nearly running over an old lady]

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, three and a half, two, one and three quarters, yes!

Shrunken head on the Knight Bus
[After the bus squeezes between two double-decker buses]

Hey, guys, guys, why the long faces?

[inspects the Gryffindor common room entrance; the painting stands empty and is slashed]

Mr. Filch? Round up the ghosts. Tell them to search every painting in the castle to find the Fat Lady.

Mr. Filch

There's no need for ghosts, Professor. [points to a painting on the next floor] The Fat Lady's there.

[Dumbledore, Mr. Filch, and all the students rush up to the painting]

Dear lady, who did this to you?

Fat Lady
[hiding behind a hippo; weeping]

Eyes like the devil, he's got, and a soul as dark as his name. It's him, Headmaster. The one they all talk about. He's here, somewhere in the castle. Sirius Black! [sobs in fright and cowers]

Secure the castle, Mr. Filch. [to all the students] The rest of you, the Great Hall.

You're not flashing that clipping about again, are you Ron?

Ron

I haven't shown anyone!

No, not a soul!
Fred; Not unless you count Tom...

The day maid...

The night maid...

That bloke who fixed the toilet...

And that wizard from Belgium!

Ron, the dog, where is it?

Ron

Harry, he's the dog! He's an animagus!

[Sirius appears behind a door]

If you want to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us, too!

No. Only one will die tonight.

Then it'll be you!

[Harry wrestles Black onto the floor and holds him at wandpoint] [Laughing]

Are you going to kill me, Harry?

Expelliarmus! [Harry's wand flies out of his hand and he goes over to Ron and Hermione] Well, well, Sirius. Looking rather ragged, aren't we? Finally, the flesh reflects the madness within.

Well, you'd know all about the madness within, wouldn't you, Remus?
[Lupin helps Sirius up off the floor]

Tell me about Peter Pettigrew!

He was at school with us. We thought he was our friend.

No. Pettigrew's dead. [Points the wand at Sirius] You killed him!

[Stands in front of Sirius]

No he didn't! I thought so, too, until you mentioned seeing Pettigrew's name on the map.

The map was lying, then.

The map never lies. Pettigrew's alive. And he's right there! [Points at Ron]

Ron

Me?! He's mental!

Not you! Your rat!

Ron

Scabbers has been in our family for--

Twelve years! Curiously long life for a common garden rat!? He's missing a toe, isn't he?

Ron

So what?

All they could find of Pettigrew was his--

Finger! The dirty coward cut it off so that everyone would think he was dead! And then he transformed into a rat!

Show me. [Sirius attempt take Scabbers from Ron] Give it to him, Ron.

Ron

No! What are you trying to do to him? [Sirius takes Scabbers] Scabbers! Leave him alone!
[Sirius and Lupin just barely manage to make the rat transform into Peter Pettigrew]

You were right, Hermione! It wasn't my dad I saw earlier! It was me! I did because I'd already done it! Does that make sense?

No! But I don't like [Screams] FLYING!!!!!

[seeing Hagrid giving Pettigrew (in the form of Scabbers) to Ron; darkly]

That's Pettigrew.

Harry, you can't.

Hermione, that's the man who betrayed my parents. You don't expect me to just sit here.

Yes, and you must! Harry, you're in Hagrid's Hut now. If you just go bursting in, you'll think you've gone mad. Awful things happen to wizards who meddle with time, Harry. We can't be seen.

[to Professor Lupin before returning to his dormitory, explaining about to the Marauder's Map]

Professor, just so you know, I don't think that map always works. Earlier, it showed someone (wondering) in the castle. Someone I know to be dead.

Oh, really? And who might that be?

Peter Pettigrew.

That's not possible.

It's just what I saw. Goodnight, professor.

[while riding on Buckbeak]

You were right, Hermione. It wasn't my dad I saw earlier. It was me! I saw myself conjuring the Patronus before. I knew I could it this time, 'cause… Well, I already done it! Does that make sense?

No! But I don't like flying…! [screams]

You see Sirius talking to me there? He's asking me to come live with him.

That's great.

When we free him, I'll never have to go back to the Dursleys. It'll just be me and him. We could live in the country, some place you can see the sky. I think he'll like that after all those years in Azkaban.