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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban quotes

18 total quotes

Albus Dumbledore
Harry Potter
Hermione Granger
Sirius Black

(To Snape about Harry) Let him dive in the deepest of oceans or soar over the highest cloud.

Aunt Marge: Do they use the cane at St Brutus's, boy?
Harry: [catching Uncle Vernon's eye] Oh yeah, yeah, I've been beaten loads of times.
Aunt Marge: Excellent. I won't hear any of this wishy-washy nonsense about not beating someone when they deserve it.
Ron: I'm warning you, Hermione! Keep that bloody beast away from Scabbers, or I'll turn it into a tea-cosy!
Hermione: It's a cat Ronald, what do you expect? It's in his nature.
Ron: A cat!? Is that what they told you? Looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me!
Hermione: That's rich, coming from the owner of that smelly old shoebrush.
Fred: You're not flashing that clipping about again, are you Ron?
Ron: I haven't shown anyone!
George: No, not a soul!
Fred; Not unless you count Tom...
George: The day maid...
Fred: The night maid...
George: That bloke who fixed the toilet...
Fred: And that wizard from Belgium!
The Fat Lady: [In a painting; she sings while holding a glass] Ah ah ah ahhh!
Harry: Fortuna Major.
The Fat Lady: No, wait, wait! [Sings in a higher pitch] Ah ah ah ahhh!
Harry: [Irritated] Fortuna Major.
The Fat Lady: Wait! [Screams] Ah ah ah AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
[The Fat Lady surrepticiously looks around to make sure nobody's watching, then smashes the glass on a pillar in the painting]
The Fat Lady: Oh, amazing! And just with my voice!
Harry: [Impatient] Fortuna Major!
The Fat Lady: [Petulant] Yes, all right, all right, you can go in. [The door behind her opens to let the students in.
Harry: [Exasperated] Thank you!
The Fat Lady: Plebs.
Ron: He looks a bit peaky, doesn't he?
George: Peaky?
Fred: What do you expect? He fell over 100 feet.
George: Yeah, Ron. Let's walk you off the top of the Astronomy tower.
Fred: And see what you look like.
Harry: Probably a right sight better than he normally does.
George: Gave us a right good scare, there, mate.
Hermione: Harry, are you all right?
Harry: Brilliant. What happened?
Ron: Well, you fell off your broom.
Harry: Oh, really? I meant the match. Who won?
Hermione: Um... no one blames you, Harry. The Dementors aren't supposed to come inside the grounds. Dumbeldore was furious. As soon as he saved you, he sent them straight off.
Ron: There's um... something else you should know about, too, Harry. When you fell, your broom, it sort of blew into the Whomping Willow and... [Holds up what's left of the destroyed handle of Harry's Nimbus 2000]... Well.
Harry: No. Is that really...?
Fred: Dumbledore...
George: In his study....
Fred: Pacing...
George: Does that a lot.
Harry:So this map shows...
Fred: [about the Marauder's Map] Everyone.
George: Where they are...
Fred: What they're doing...
George: Every minute...
Fred: Of every day!
Ron: [Waking up from a bad dream; sleepily] Sp-sp-sp-spiders! I don't wanna, I don't want- They want me to tap dance! I don't wanna tap dance!
Harry: [amused] You tell those spiders, Ron.
Ron: [nodding] Yeah, I'll tell 'em, I'll tell 'em, tell 'em. [Instantly falls asleep again]
[Snape has caught Harry in a hallway.]
Snape: Potter. What are you doing wandering the corridors at night?
Harry: I was sleepwalking.
Snape: How extraordinarily like your father, you are, Potter. Wandering the corridors at night, strutting about the castle.
Harry: My dad didn't strut. And nor do I. Now, I would appreciate it if you would lower your wand.
Snape: [Lowers his wand] Turn out your pockets. Turn out your pockets. [Harry shows him the Marauder's Map] What's this?
Harry: Spare bit of parchment.
Snape: Really? Open it.
[Harry opens the map]
Snape: [Puts his wand on the map] Reveal your secrets. [To Harry] Read it.
Harry: "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs offer their compliments to Professor Snape and..."
Snape: Go on.
Harry: "... and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Snape: Why you insolent, little--
Lupin: Professor.
Snape: Well, well. Lupin. Out for a little walk in the moonlight, are we?
[Hermione sees Malfoy laughing about Buckbeak, Hagrid's hippogriff, being executed that night]
Draco Malfoy: [to Crabbe and Goyle] Father said I could have the hippogriff's head. Maybe I'll donate it to the Gryffindor Common Room.
Crabbe:Look who's here.
Draco Malfoy: Ah! Come to see the show?
Hermione: You! You foul, loathsome, evil, little ****roach![holds Malfoy at wandpoint]
Ron: No, Hermione, he's not worth it!
[Hermione relaxes and takes her wand away from Malfoy, but almost immediately punches him in the face. His gang runs off.]
Hermione: That felt good.
Ron: Not good. Brilliant!
Harry: Ron, the dog, where is it?
Ron: Harry, he's the dog! He's an animagus!
[Sirius appears behind a door]
Hermione: If you want to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us, too!
Sirius Black: No. Only one will die tonight.
Harry: Then it'll be you!
[Harry wrestles Black onto the floor and holds him at wandpoint]
Sirius Black: [Laughing] Are you going to kill me, Harry?
Lupin: Expelliarmus! [Harry's wand flies out of his hand and he goes over to Ron and Hermione] Well, well, Sirius. Looking rather ragged, aren't we? Finally, the flesh reflects the madness within.
Sirius Black: Well, you'd know all about the madness within, wouldn't you, Remus?
[Lupin helps Sirius up off the floor]
Sirius Black: I found him!
Lupin: I know.
Sirius Black: He's here!
Lupin: I understand.
Sirius Black: Let's kill him!
Hermione: No! I trusted you. And all this time, you've been his friend. He's a werewolf! That's why he's been missing classes.
Lupin: How long have you known?
Hermione: Since Professor Snape set the essay.
Lupin: Well, well, Hermione, you really are the brightest witch of your age I've ever met.
Sirius Black: Enough talk, Remus! Come on, let's kill him!
Lupin: Wait!
Lupin: [Hands him his wand] Very well. Kill him. But wait one more minute. Harry has the right to know why.
Harry: I know why. You betrayed my parents. You're the reason they're dead!
Lupin: No, Harry. Someone did betray your parents but it was somebody who, until quite recently, "I believed to be dead."
Harry: Who was it then?
Sirius: Peter Pettigrew! And he's in this room, right now!
Sirius Black: Come out, come out Peter! Come out, come out and play!
Snape: [Enters] Expelliarmus! [Disarms Black] Vengeance is sweet. I'd hoped I'd be the one to catch you.
Lupin: Severus--
Snape: [Directs his wand at Lupin] I told Dumbledore you were helping an old friend into the castle and now... here's the proof.
Sirius Black: Brilliant, Snape. Once again, you've put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and, as usual, come to the wrong conclusion. Now, if you'll excuse us, Remus and I have some unfinished business to attend to!
Snape: [Puts his wand to Black's neck] Give me a reason! I beg you!
Lupin: Severus, don't be a fool.
Sirius Black: He can't help it.It's habit by now.
Lupin: Sirius, be quiet.
Sirius Black: Be quiet yourself, Remus!
Snape: Listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple.
Sirius Black: Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set!?
Snape: [Forces his wand into Black's neck] I could do it, you know. But why deny the Dementors? They're so longing to see you. Do I detect a flicker of fear? Oh, yes. A Dementor's Kiss. One could only imagine what that must be like to endure. It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness but I'll do my best!
Lupin: Severus, please.
Snape: After you!
[Harry points Hermione's wand at Sirius, then at Snape]
Harry: Expelliarmus! [Blasts Snape into a bed, unconscious]
Ron: Harry, what did you just do?
Hermione: You attacked a teacher!
Harry: Tell me about Peter Pettigrew!
Lupin: He was at school with us. We thought he was our friend.
Harry: No. Pettigrew's dead. [Points the wand at Sirius] You killed him!
Lupin: [Stands in front of Sirius] No he didn't! I thought so, too, until you mentioned seeing Pettigrew's name on the map.
Harry: The map was lying, then.
Sirius: The map never lies. Pettigrew's alive. And he's right there! [Points at Ron]
Ron: Me?! He's mental!
Sirius: Not you! Your rat!
Ron: Scabbers has been in our family for--
Sirius: Twelve years! Curiously long life for a common garden rat!? He's missing a toe, isn't he?
Ron: So what?
Harry: All they could find of Pettigrew was his--
Sirius: Finger! The dirty coward cut it off so that everyone would think he was dead! And then he transformed into a rat!
Harry: Show me. [Sirius attempt take Scabbers from Ron] Give it to him, Ron.
Ron: No! What are you trying to do to him? [Sirius takes Scabbers] Scabbers! Leave him alone!
[Sirius and Lupin just barely manage to make the rat transform into Peter Pettigrew]
Peter Pettigrew: Remus? Sirius. My old friends! [Attempts to escape] Harry, look at you. You look so much like your father, like James. We were the best of friends--
Sirius: How dare you speak to Harry! [Chases him behind a piano] How dare you talk about James in front of him!
Lupin: You sold James and Lily to Voldemort, didn't you?!
Peter Pettigrew: I didn't mean to! The Dark Lord, you have no idea the weapons he possesses. Ask yourself, Sirius. What would you have done? What would you have done?
Sirius: I WOULD'VE DIED!!! I would've died rather than betray my friends!!
[Harry blocks the door as Pettigrew attempts to escape]
Peter Pettigrew: Harry, James wouldn't have wanted me killed. Your father-he would've spared me. He would've shown me mercy!
[Sirius and Lupin grab Pettigrew and prepare to kill him]
Sirius: You should've realized, Peter, that if the Dark Lord didn't kill you, then we would. Together!
Harry: No!
Lupin: Harry, this man is...
Harry: I know what he is. But we'll take him up to the castle.
Peter Pettigrew: Bless, you boy! Bless you!
Harry: Get off. I said we'd take you up to the castle. After that, the Dementors can have you.
Harry: You were right, Hermione! It wasn't my dad I saw earlier! It was me! I did because I'd already done it! Does that make sense?
Hermione: No! But I don't like [Screams] FLYING!!!!!
Sirius:[Getting off of Buckbeak] I'll be forever grateful for this, to the both of you.
Harry: I want to go with you.
Sirius: Some other time, perhaps. But there will be time where my life will become too unpredictable.
Harry: But you're innocent--
Sirius: And you know it!
[Harry Looks away not convinced]
Sirius: I expect you're tired of hearing this all the time Harry...But you look so like your father...Except for your eyes...You have--
Harry: I have my mothers eyes.
Sirius: You know it's a shame I got to spend so much time with Lily and James, and not as much time with you...But the ones that love us...never really leave us...and you can always find them...[Puts his on Harry's heart] right here...
[Gets up and walks over and climbs on Buckbeak, looks at Hermione.]
Sirius: You really are the brightest witch of your age.
[Rides off into the moonlight.]
Harry: We did it, sir. He's free.
Dumbledore: [Sarcastically] Did what? Good night.
Ron: How did you get there? I was just talking to you there! And now you're there!
Hermione: What's he talking about, Harry?
Harry: I don't know. Honestly Ron, how can a person be in two places at once?

Cornelius Fudge: Come now, Harry. The Ministry doesn't send people to Azkaban for blowing up their aunts.
The Marauder's Map: "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfooot and Prongs are proud to present the Marauder's Map."
The Marauder's Map: "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs offer their compliments to Professor Snape and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Shrunken head on the Knight Bus: [As they're heading towards an old lady] ERNIE! LITTLE OLD LADY AT 12 O'CLOCK!
Shrunken head on the Knight Bus: [After stopping before nearly running over an old lady] Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, three and a half, two, one and three quarters, yes!
Shrunken head on the Knight Bus: [After the bus squeezes between two double-decker buses] Hey, guys, guys, why the long faces?


[Rescuing Sirius with Harry] Bombarda! [The gate door explodes]

[To Malfoy] You! You foul, loathsome and evil little ****roach!

[To Sirius Black] If you want to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us, too!

[Under his bed sheets] Lumos Maxima.

[while looking at a past version of herself using the time turner] Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?

And when I find him, I'm gonna kill him!

Are you going to kill me, Harry?

Besides, the ones that love us never really leave us. You can always find them... [puts hand over Harry's heart] in here.

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light.

He was their friend.. And he betrayed them... HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!!! I hope he finds me. When he does, I'm going to be ready! When he does, I'm going to kill him!

More than once, James suggested that I make the change permanent. The tail, I could live with, but the fleas, they're murder.