“Oh, Jeff. This is what they make those federal laws for, Jeff. This...” – Hayley Stark, Hard Candy ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Hard Candy 2006

Hayley Stark Elliot Page

[Finding Jeff's stash of child pornography]

Oh, Jeff. This is what they make those federal laws for, Jeff. This is officially sick.

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