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Randall Peltzer: Billy, you're familiar with the Bathroom Buddy? I have made an improvement. Now, let's say, you're about to walk into a big meeting. It's very important. You reach up and you forgot to shave. Now what do you do? Under normal cir****stances, you are in trouble! But not if you have the Bathroom Buddy. Now watch [produces a shaver] Voila! What do you think?
Billy Peltzer: That's pretty neat. What does this button do?
Randall Peltzer: No, don't touch it!
[Billy sprays shaving cream in his father's face]
Billy Peltzer: Sorry dad.
Randall Peltzer: No, it's okay.
Billy Peltzer: No, I'm really sorry.
Randall Peltzer: It's not your fault. I was going to get to that. I'll fix it tomorrow.


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